I lowkey wanna go, but I don’t want to get put on that twitter jam screen.
-imagine taking a selfie with Shane Diesel, that nikka feeling like a celebrity. He got his arm around your shoulder throwing up the peace sign. Who you gonna to show that picture too????
-imagine dapping up Wesley Pipes, breh ain’t even wash his hands, he been touching vagina and buttholles all day
-imagine getting a autograph from Lil D. He treating you like shyt, because you a grown ass man and he look like a lil boy
-Imagine standing in line and hearing two freaky ass nikkas arguing about whether or not Simone Richards is the next Pinky. You wanna chime in, but you don’t want them to think you a freaky ass nikka like them. (But you are, you love it here)
going to the Porno Con is WILD