P-Valley - Mississippi Strip Club TV Series (Starz/July 12th/Trailer)

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That nikka gonna get the strength of Hercules to get free and go save Keyshawn smh. Either that or Big Bone gonna do the triple cross and get him out.

I might be cool on this show, brehs :francis: . They're setting it up for folks to disengage from the show the way they ended this season.
I can do 1 more season IF they don't get too silly with the characters. This finale almost got a little silly for me so I'm afraid.
 

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I legit was amused and repulsed when Uncle Clifford and Murda were exchanging goggly eyes at each other

Mississippi should have said fukk them kids and went solo dolo out to California

Autumn was one of the least likable characters on the show. Seems like her story is wrapped up if this show comes back
 

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This finale just made more cliff hangers. Autumn finessed the fukk out of everyone! Clifford is stupid as fukk how you gonna do a hostile takeover and not change the passwords to the gotdamn accounts? Autumn Hailey Lakeisha Savage has lined yall up. Montavious crew is after you, they already got Diamond, you and Mercedes are next. She stole all your money and got you selling drugs. Lil Murda is living on borrowed time because he started a whole gang war. Roulette is pimping your girls out. If the sheriff of Chucalisa told yall no titties and liquor and this heffa selling p*ssy......yall are going to be locked up with Keyshawn. Meanwhile Hailey sociopathic ass is peacefully eating general tso for 3 in china town.
 

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Yeah I think I'm cool on this show now. Trash finale, left way too many open storylines that are not even that engaging.

Lil Murda is "out" now so its going to be interesting how they push that to the masses with the projection. The show jumped the shark a long time ago. Haily taking the money and now Cliff is gonna started selling drugs and roulette went from sucking dikk in the champagne room, getting fingered by white dudes to pimping out the strippers and even pimping a tranny now..:gucci:

shyt is all over the place...
 

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Chick Diamond was messing with turned into a whole ninja all of a sudden :russ:

She did an entire kage bunshin no jutsu on diamond like


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Some of these character stupid man. Autumn been doing this shyt solo how long? How you didn't expect her to bounce back and get yo ass real quick? And how doesn't Cliff know Roulette outchea pimping like 3 of her girls? lmao. Roulette out here walking around with new bling, leather tops and a bag of fresh party favors but yeah she just the best dancer is all

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Terrible finale. Mercedes story seems over. Lil Murda rap career should be done. No one is taking a gay gangster rapper seriously in Mississippi. Clifford is an idiot. fukked up a deal worth millions for that raggedy ass club. Glad Hailey robbed his ass. Also see no reason why Hailey would ever need to return to Chucalesa. Casino storyline was terrible from day one. Mayor race was so over the top and silly. Mayor Woodbine really :mjlol: . Andre character was worthless. If Autumn gone just go back home to your cheating ass wife. He was fukking with Autumn even before she cheated. Keyshawn is just an idiot. Straight up airhead. Don’t care about Diamond enough to care about kidnapping him

Didn’t realize the ratings for show have tanked like they have. Too much gay shyt probably turned alot of people away. Show about strippers and all we see is Clifford and lil murder sex scenes. Show might not get a 3rd season
 

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Yeah, I think I'm good on watching after this season, unless brehs say it's piff.

I'm tired of even the most basic of conversations between characters turning into two someone going off on a monologue full of analogies and innuendo, all while the person they're talking to hits the " :ohhh: /:mjtf:/:gucci:" combo just for them to say "Yeah, I'm gonna do that thing you just came to say you heard I was gonna do."

I understand characters occasionally have to do and be subject to dumb stuff in order for the plot to move along, but it's pretty ridiculous now. Clifford has enough savvy to cut a deal with Corbin to buy out Hailey AND get the casino built without having to get rid of the Pynk (and pay off the multiple times they hit us over the head with "sometimes you gotta bring the water to you"), but didn't think of at least changing the fukking password to the bank account, or moving the money around so they couldn't get double crossed? Hailey literally TOLD him she was going to find a way to get more money out of the deal.

The fukk is the point of Diamond being former military if he can catch the beats from a jobless cheerleader last season, and then get snuck up on, beaten, and stabbed by his new lady who looks like she might normally have an issue with getting down some hallways too fast? Breh is for real the Lieutenant Worf of this shyt. Talking cash shyt, but continually taking Ls when an actual fight breaks out.

Any doctor would've snitched on Keyshawn for rolling in with a busted up kid, and literally would've told her to her face that they were at minimum legally required to do so. But those some doctors would've out two and two together and realized that the bruising was old, and if she just got back home from the tour, there's no way that she would've been responsible for the abuse.

The whole season seemed like it was used to reset the show with Clifford as the main character, and put as many characters back where they were when the show started. Hailey is still on the run with stolen money for when/if they decide to bring her back for guest appearances. Andre still has work in a town his wife doesn't want to live in, and has to deal with the attention of other women straining their relationship. Clifford is still broke, at a loss for a headliner, in the hole for keeping the club financially safe, and indirectly involved in a bunch of illegal shyt running through the club. Lil' Murda came out.........to a group of people that mostly already had that shyt figured out, and probably aren't saying shyt about it to anyone else before he or Clifford do. Still a big fish in a little pond, with serious problems from the other set.

The rest of the season was meh to bad, but to basically waste the viewer's time to try to get things as close to what they were in the first episode of the show without there being a lot of serious growth or change is low key insulting.
 
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