Over 12000 people are bit by dogs every DAY in america

[Youngdev]

I wanna hear about these incidences

One when I was 11. My homeboy mama had these ankle biting small dogs they fukked my ankles up, socks bloody as fukk

The next I was 13 taking a short cut through this area called the pits to get home. Ironically two pit bulls ran up on me ready for the kill. I booked it, then tripped over a tree branch, like the white girls in the movies. They were ready to pounce and the owner called them right in time and they ran away, after I pissed myself. So it technically wasn't a bite but still in added to the trauma

The next I was maybe 17 at my cousin Carlos house and his sister had a dog that bit me in the leg had to get stitches

The next was 25 years old, met this Spanish bytch at a bar, we texting and shyt, she finally invite your boy over. She come out the house with this big ass dog to meet me in the parking lot. Dog bit me right in the nutsack area, tore a hole through my brand new polo jeans, got them on sale for 59.99. Wasn't much damage done physically but mentally I was scarred. She apologized and had big tities but it wasn't enough. I just went home with a big ass hole in the crotch of my pants

So only three times for real, but I'm done with dogs. Maybe they don't like my energy or something. I didn't antagonize these dogs or nothing either


Oh I aint even mention when I got chased by another dog, I tripped and ran into one of those green energy tanks head first. Mom dukes had to take me to the hospital cause I had a concussion


fukk them dogs

 

[Uachet]

12k a day

And that's the best you got

10 Shocking and Horrifying Cat Bite Statistics

Are you curious about cat bite and attack statistics? This informative post provides the latest data on cat bites and attacks, helping you understand the risks involved.

goldbergloren.com

 

[null]

And despite this, cats still aren’t as loved
Nothing wrong with being number 2

expansion and domination driven egotistical mankind is always gonna prefer slavish sycophantic supine butt-kissing dreh-kind to normal indepenedant animals.

humans love their c00nimals. chickens, dogs, pigs, sheep.

 

[FunkDoc1112]

Seeing this damn video as a kid made me think Snoop Dogg was an actual dog that was just in his human form

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

expansion and domination driven egotistical mankind is always gonna prefer slavish sycophantic supine butt-kissing dreh-kind to normal indepenedant animals.

damn Oswald bates. That’s a lot of cope to still be

 

[null]

what are dreh-tards good for? yapping, attacking.

useful in a terminator apocalypse.

useless in a civilised world.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

cats stay fukin there owners up, every cat owner I know has scratches all over them, don't even get me started on the damage around there houses

:
Your tried. That's the important thing.

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

Yea I’ve never seen a service cat either Anyways. Good talk

 

[Pacni99a12]

Dogs are such an unnecessary nuisance. I don't get it. Unless it's a work or service dog

 

[null]

Cats safeguard humanity from vermin (and other pests)

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

humans interacted with dogs for centuries for navigation, hunting, farming which is why dogs are dogs and not wolves. But I’m such a smart guy who knows the bigliest words so I already knew this

Ohhh shyt @null you smart as fukk!


I see you BIG DAWG

 

[null]

I see you BIG DAWG

dreh-tards == anachronistic artefact adjuncts of an addled antiquated age.

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

dreh-tards == anachronistic artefact adjuncts of an addled antiquated age.

Catset never beating the weirdo allegation

Everyone knows black people dont fukk with cats IRL but this is the coli so I’ll play along

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

I did not make the claims, an actual medical website made those statements. So how can you what the truth is a reach?

You presented real medical conditions from a medical website but what’s the actual likelihood that these complications occur? That there is the reach, making an equivalence between dog bites and cat bites & scratches. That lt was what you seemed to be implying. Now we can compare small dogs to cats and that’s a fair comparison but a Pitbull, Doberman, Rottweiler, German shepherd , mastiff etc are objectively more dangerous than any house cat.

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

fukk a cat at this point.

This lil fakkit ass cat of mine keeps stealing whole loaves of bread and bags of tortillas off the bread stand in the kitchen at night.

I really think ima find a Bluetooth shock collar (only use it on vibration, not shock), integrate it with home assistant, and create an automation to where every time he trips the motion sensor in the kitchen his dumb ass gonna jump to the ceiling when that vibration go off...

Aww bruh he may be a fukk nikka ass cat, but he won’t be like that to you. Just everyone else. Might randomly scratch your leg, or knock your shyt off the table, or give you a live “present” but he can’t be that bad