Oreos Gotta Be One Of The WOAT Cookies To Ever Be Created!

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Chewy chips ahoy>>>>>>them gravel tasting cookies

Even generic chewy chocolate chip cookies shyt on oreos....oreos are made for CAC pallets.... :mjgrin:

My dawg I KNOW you up in churr dissin’ Oreos to big up wack-ass Chips Ahoy...I KNOW you ain’t...

Chips Ahoy need to be called Crumbs A-Hoe.
You take one bite of them chits and the whole thing falls apart. Ain’t nobody got time for that chit.

And don’t try to dunk ‘em in milk, they don’t play no defense...soon as it hit milk it go “Fucc you”
and falls to the bottom of the glass. You might as well just get a box of Cookie Crisp; at least that
way you might get a prize in the box.

Muffucca said “Chips Ahoy” though...

they don’t even sell you on them being cookies, yo. They’re “Chips” Ahoy -
on some “Ayo focus on the chocolate chips, fucc the rest of the cookie” chit...

how yo’ cookies got dandruff, bruh??

You gotta wash Chips Ahoy before you eat ‘em, like their grapes or strawberries or something...because they got sand, ash, and random twigs on them from the travel.
 
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