opened up for Mike Jones last night...

[How Sway?]

probably the worst 5 star thread so far on the coli

 

[Da King]

coli classic thread

 

[Dzali OG]

Yeah he ain't ish, but just thought i'd put it out there since the Coli always likes to put down anyone trying to do something...

Haven't read one reply, just your original post and I see blood in the water. I have a pretty good idea what direction this thread is going to go in.

NOW lemme go back and get my laughs on....

 

[kermit da hustla]

let go of the "Remote control gun" video for a sec cuz that was a few years back, I got more vids than that, second of all, I make music that's real to what my life is, i'm not a street dude or a thug, i'm basically just a normal guy that fukks with commercial music and has an audience for it. That's it! I know what GREAT MUSIC is with Nas, Mos Def, Joe Budden, B.I.G. etc, but I dont have the same background as them that gives it that heart felt presence, I can only do mostly what Drake is, cuz that's my realness, point blank.

your mom and your grandmother don't constitute an "audience." you need more people. let's be real: your music is embarrassingly bad, so much so that you're either functionally retarded and incapable of discerning this or you're trolling. if it's the latter, congratulations - you trolled us hard. if it's the former, i feel sorry for anyone that's wasted a single minute of their life assisting you in this absurd vanity project.

i couldn't watch a single one of your videos for more than a few seconds. your delivery is amateurish. the lyrics are cliched and cartoonish. and your jc penny swag is laughable. get a stylist, at least. nothing you're doing will amount to anything more than a thread filled with

that you felt the need to shyt on an artist who's achieved some measure of commercial success, albeit some time ago, says plenty about the type of character you are. you're a phony, and it shows in your music.

hope that helps.

 

[JuvenileHell]

I can't brehs. My whole body is sore from the laughs in this thread.
@Liu Kang @305DeadCounty @porque

Y'all came through and crushed the buildings

 

[George W. Piff]

Meal served, let's feast Coli

I know the Coli Photoshop Gang can get on this, let's make it a propoer roast, the meat is still warm (pause)
:hyena: :hyena: :hyena:

EDIT : Had to watermark that

when his face turns into

 

[Batsute]

Got dayum, a diss record for this dude, cats are going in hard.

Imma say this and end mine; ain't no real cats with a "reality" show gonna go to 6th Street looking for a no cover bar. Worst of all it was Latitude, that place is whack. Last I checked Mike Jones wasn't worrying about a cover.

 

[Mac Casper]

let go of the "Remote control gun" video for a sec cuz that was a few years back, I got more vids than that, second of all, I make music that's real to what my life is, i'm not a street dude or a thug, i'm basically just a normal guy that fukks with commercial music and has an audience for it. That's it! I know what GREAT MUSIC is with Nas, Mos Def, Joe Budden, B.I.G. etc, but I dont have the same background as them that gives it that heart felt presence, I can only do mostly what Drake is, cuz that's my realness, point blank.

You need some type of PR training because statements like this shouldn't be made by any artists, regardless of their intentions or backgrounds. And I know this "is just The Coli" but The Coli represents a big portion of your listeners are this point and it could be a valuable asset for you to have a good reputation to build upon here since you've already opened yourself up to promoting here (which I respect because many artists as serious as you wouldn't be caught dead promoting on a message board)

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

ol using 2 remotes as a gun nikka

this shyt came outta leftfield and im in tears

 

[Lovers and Friends]

Lmfaoooooooooooooo
This site

 

[USSInsiders]

RIP C-STYLES

 

[Lovers and Friends]

#OYYOYSL

 

[Code Blue]

I'm just posting this so I can be apart of this classic thread.

 

[HarlemsOwn]

 

[HarlemsOwn]