Only 4 wrestlers would get CM Punk outta retirement

[InstantKlassik]

This is the same company that gave CM Punk the belt for a year. When did he ever draw a dollar? He did the "the whole business is fake, but my match is real" gimmick one time, and it drew for one show, but then the fans realized "oh wait, it's fake like the rest of it", and he wen t back to not drawing quickly. He's CM Internet, he's an internet guy who blew up because he had some diehard internet fans who hyped him a lot from ROH to his WWE main event push, but in real life it didn't draw.

Well damn















Facts

 

[2CT]

why y'all bump this thread no one gives a damn who PM Funk wants to wrestle

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

Arguably the biggest match of his career was a 5 star match with Cena. Pretty solid promos against each other and chemistry in the ring I guess.

And CM Punk carried everyone of those matches.

 

[Max.]

Remember when these cacs were like


Hes gona show on aew and fukkn jake hager showed uo and tsc acted like hulk hogan showed up

 

[King Kai]

It's only a matter of time before he realizes that acting in straight to VHS flicks probably won't bring in the money he wants.

He previously said that he would only ever return in part-time deal and only wants to come back to mostly face old timers he's already faced.

This is basically all of the shyt that he criticized Rocky for except with none of the buzz.

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Old article, but kinda surprised at him mentioning Mysterio, Cena, and Bryan since he's wrestled them multiple times in the past.

All three of them were in Punk's best matches and are good, safe workers. I'm honestly surprised he didn't mention Samoa Joe too since he's in the WWE now.

 

[R=G]

All three of them were in Punk's best matches and are good, safe workers. I'm honestly surprised he didn't mention Samoa Joe too since he's in the WWE now.

Joe and Punk are like brothers, right? They're real close i think...

 

[CM_Burns]

It's only a matter of time before he realizes that acting in straight to VHS flicks probably won't bring in the money he wants.

He previously said that he would only ever return in part-time deal and only wants to come back to mostly face old timers he's already faced.

This is basically all of the shyt that he criticized Rocky for except with none of the buzz.

CM Punk is an internet guy when it comes down to it. He owes his career to the internet and takes everything about his wrestling career from the internet. His character is basically an angry smark CAC who decided to be a wrestler for real, so he adopted their viewpoints about Rock as a part timer. But unlike Rock, it's not gonna draw anything.

 

[Here Comes the Pain]

He's tried to attach his name to wwe again by doing that fake analyst stuff for a wwe associated show.

Dude knows he bit off more than he can chew.

Vince already closed the gate in his face already.

 

[julesocean]

He ducking Seth



What's AJ Lee doing these days

she's been putting out books i think

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

It's only a matter of time before he realizes that acting in straight to VHS flicks probably won't bring in the money he wants.

He previously said that he would only ever return in part-time deal and only wants to come back to mostly face old timers he's already faced.

This is basically all of the shyt that he criticized Rocky for except with none of the buzz.

He's tried to attach his name to wwe again by doing that fake analyst stuff for a wwe associated show.

Dude knows he bit off more than he can chew.

Vince already closed the gate in his face already.