Online dating and the ridiculous men that send messages *Pics inside*

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Well those women are lost. Women can be broke,ugly,fat, & or short & still be able to catch a d*ck.Why beg? :mindblown:
Because those women(like men) don't wanna settle.. The men that simp them aren't the men that those women are attracted to. Those short, ugly, fat, women get simped by ugly, short, fat, men(IE men who are actually in their league) but those women want tall, dark, and handsome. If you want someone out of your league, begging may be a requirement. Doesn't matter if you have a vagina or not....

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oooh! maybe we should make a male version of "ridiculous online dating profiles" thread. Probably gonna be in the salon tho.:yeshrug:

Go for it but I don't see it being successful, men lie about everything on there profile... that's even if they put something in the about me section.
 

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Yep, noise is a big problem on these apps.
 

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:mjpls:

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What'd their hair texture have to do with anything?


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:scust: It's a play upon words the salon is where hoes get like yourself get thier hair done and gossip it's also serves as a location on this forum for bytches and the dikkless and spineless who worship and simp them. I just call it as I see it.
 

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@Queen Don't think I don't still got work for that big ass for ya dumb momma comment :ufdup: keep negging me:pachaha:
 

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Put a spoiler in here because it's a male profile.

King_RichardMooney84: Single Black Male in Minneapolis, MN
About
Non-Smoker with Average body type
City
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Details
31 year old Male, 5' 4" (163cm), Other
Ethnicity
Black, Gemini
Intent
King_RichardMooney84 wants to find someone to marry.
Education
High school
Personality
Homebody
Profession
School Bus Driver/Boxer/Boxing Trainer


Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Spanish


Interests

About Richard
I was with my ex-girlfriend for a Year and a half. That's the longest relationship I been in. I been single for a year and 11 months. I would like to try dating again and hope it's turns into a good relationship. But, For some reason, I always end up with a girl who has history with drugs. My ex-girlfriend was on drugs and she told me that she was about to have my baby after she had miscarriage 2 weeks after we stop seeing each other. I was mad because I really wanted to marry her and have my 1st kid with her. Things started out good with her and then it went bad after she loss her 3rd baby. She start back doing drugs and sleeping around with other guys after getting high with them. And that's the reason why I'm single now. I really want to find a nice girl and get married and have my 1st kid. I'm open to any race. But, I do not date BLACK FEMALES(Interracial dating only). I like Bigger and Thicker girls the most. But, I'm open to any size and body type. I'm single and live alone. I'm also looking for a Live-In Girlfriend.

First Date
I'm open. But a dinner and a movie is nice. (Interracial dating only)


pics: King_RichardMooney84 Biographical, Films, Biopic, History, Boxing, HBO (Sorry, didn't feel copying and pasting)
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Sassy's Take: He's on that :mjpls: How are you gonna put you're open to any race but only interracial date? What was the point?
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What else are they supposed to say? Something else that doesn't work?

"Well I thought you were attractive and would like to get to know you better."

It's not like you'd be receptive to that either - So it's more fun to just make up stupid shyt because as a prior poster said - Some other bytch fell for it at some point and it worked. :manny:
 
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