One of the best Tales from the Crypt episodes "The Switch"
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This scared the hell out of me as a kid, my sister used to repeat that shyt to me when she was mad at me
Dude was too damn hilarious in this
Lol yo the crypt keeper is crazy. And isn't that ponytail from tango and cash marrying the town whore lol.
But miss dixon. Shyt I would have dried the front and the back. Dem breast looking nice
*in my crypt keeper voice*
Talk about breaking the fourth wall lol
Talk about breaking the fourth wall lol
Oh yeah...Indian just bulldozed EVERYBODY...pulled some cocky white boy str8 through the wall...that and the slime lake shyt...dude was ready to fukk her out on the raft and she was ready too...then that slime fukk3D IT ALL UP...pretty brat went down in flames..
Lol
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Rell84shots
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All he had to do was keep running but he just had to talk shytOh yeah...Indian just bulldozed EVERYBODY...pulled some cocky white boy str8 through the wall...that and the slime lake shyt...dude was ready to fukk her out on the raft and she was ready too...then that slime fukk3D IT ALL UP...pretty brat went down in flames..
Lol
And don't sleep on the cartoon in between the stories, my mom said i went up to my granddad and said "Catch him I want his ass".
Oh yeah...the kid getting bullied on the bike..lol. First Creep Show had that kid using that voo doo doll to kill his father....legendary theme kicks in during every poke with the needle The one with Leslie Nielson and Ted Danson when he caught him fukking his wife and buried them alive on his private beach..had all those security cameras and STILL got it in the end
The one with Leslie Nielson and Ted Danson when he caught him fukking his wife and buried them alive on his private beach..had all those security cameras and STILL got it in the end
Rell84shots
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Creepshow 2 mastered the creepy light setting, I still can't look at the end of that story & Father's Day without being reminded how much it freaked me out as a kid. And what kid of delivery service would hire a man that looks like the Crypt Keeper? I'd be calling the city and have his ass fired asapOh yeah...the kid getting bullied on the bike..lol. First Creep Show had that kid using that voo doo doll to kill his father....legendary theme kicks in during every poke with the needle
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Lol how come diggs just didn't dislocate his thumb or the cop thumb to get out the cuffs
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It took years for me to get over the way this ended 
It took years for me to get over the way this ended
Even in tales of the crypt, joe is a gangsta. Even got to bang two hot twins how u luv that
And
at joe narrating in bed his plans with the twins while the hooker is next to him
"SHUT UP! SHUT THE fukk UP! You'll be WHATEVEEER"
He just slaps her and casually smokes his cigar like a boss player lol. My gawd, he was killing that right said fred song huh lmao. Im too sexy for my pants. To sexy for this house lmao. Oh, I got one you should check out. Let's just say it has a "Dusty finish"
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Scrolled the first page, posting to bookmark this greatness. Anyone post a link to the one where the guy's genes get spliced with a cat's and he has nine lives, so he joins the circus as a sideshow? One of the most memorable eps to me.