One Night With Lizzo Or Spend One Night In Flying Roach Infested House?

[poppastoppa]

Nikkas taking roaches ova p*ssy?

I'll rub that big ass belly for good luck while I fukk that big bih.

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Grew up with the big azz "waterbugs" in Texas.

Fukk it, gimmie Lizzo. We know she's a freak.

 

[Doctor Wily]

My mind is fukking blown with 36 votes for roaches

I bet you if it was a overweight white former pornstar like georgia peach the vote would be overwhelmingly towards her over roaches since this board is filled with c00ns.

Spoiler: Former Pawg pornstar

Then
Vs
Now

 

[Amor fati]

Damn that's hard, roaches are filthy

I'd have to yo with Lizzo she'll be sleeping in the guest room.

 

[CarmelBarbie]

Most women would take the roach option. They not touching.
Let alone sleeping in a bed with a dude they dont find attractive.

I got standards

Imma give them roaches hell all night. They know what it is

Depends on how they feel about bugs. My friends and I got stories for days of how just spotting one bug fukked us up. Rather it’s not being able to go into that room because the bug is there, and we don’t know where it went but we know we ain’t kill it yet. Not being able to sleep because it’s on the ceiling. Hell nah. Just the thought gives me the creeps. Never been with a man that lasted very long during sex—I’m assuming it’s the same for other women, 5-7 minutes at a maximum of sex versus all night with roaches? lol

 

[ThaEruditious]

Depends on how they feel about bugs. My friends and I got stories for days of how just spotting one bug fukked us up. Rather it’s not being able to go into that room because the bug is there, and we don’t know where it went but we know we ain’t kill it yet. Not being able to sleep because it’s on the ceiling. Hell nah. Just the thought gives me the creeps. Never been with a man that lasted very long during sex—I’m assuming it’s the same for other women, 5-7 minutes at a maximum of sex versus all night with roaches? lol

You'd hate it with me if that's the time you like. There's literally only one chick that made me bust that quick. Otherwise I'm goin in for a good while.

 

[YOGEBEAR09]

I’m from the hood. Everybody I know had roaches. Give them to me

I'd give her the best one night of her life. What's wrong with you old man

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

Roaches cuz they aint gonna be acting all extra

 

[ThaEruditious]

Roaches cuz they aint gonna be acting all extra

You gon fukk around and get the roaches from Joe's Apartment

 

[TripleAgent]

Lizzo

I'm getting it over with, then going hard on Uber Eats (and maybe Amazon) on her credit card.

 

[Jalether]

Fat bytches got fire head, give me Lizzo

 

[SmarkMero]

Gotta get "Lizzo Ready"

 

[Rollie Forbes]

When you say one night with Lizzo do you have to have vaginal sex? If it's just her giving me fellatio then why not? Fat chicks give bomb head since they're used to stuffing their faces.

Yes, lawd!

 

[iBrowse]

I’m from the hood. Everybody I know had roaches. Give them to me

OP didn’t add any caveats either. So I’ll
Just bring my handy dandy bug suit and chill .

 

[Ugo Ogugwa]

Rowaches