One Night With Lizzo Or Spend One Night In Flying Roach Infested House?

[Bunchy Carter]

Damn bruh and you know those white people were laughing their asses off in the control room

 

[Tribal Outkast]

I be cuddled with Lizzo all night long

Willing to let her big azz sexually exploit me

Because

I'm terrified of flying roaches

Especially here in Georgia them things are bigger than baby shoes

This.. I lived with them things before and I ain’t ever going back.

 

[MarcusDigital]

Damn Flying roaches

Or

A silverback gorilla



I had bed bugs once in middle school that was tearing my ass up for months.... them roaches aint goona fukk wit me that bad.

Thats why you cover your self in this before you go to bed

 

[MarcusDigital]

For extra protection I'll coat my self with this

 

[Zero]

This thread is pathetic

 

[SATAN]

I’m from the hood. Everybody I know had roaches. Give them to me

Facts, B

Rats n roaches was regular shyt

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Lizzo but this was tough

 

[Ricky Fontaine]

I’m from the projects just get some raid fly traps and keep your head away from the radiator

Never had a radiator is that where yall roaches hide?

 

[Chris Cool]

 

[rico_85]

Lizzo gonna try to sit on your face and turn you into a 1000 Ways To Die segment

UNDENIABLE FACTS!!!

 

[Sex Luthor]

Y'all nikkas really choosing bugs over p*ssy/head or being with a woman? Y'all really hate women don't you

Technically you don't even have to fukk. Op said one night with her. Not fukk all night. I'll ignore the shyt outta that hoe for 24 straight hours

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

You a evil man

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

Both. At the same time.

I accidentally just thought about this shyt

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

One night with her doesnt mean that we will be intimate but if i was forced to try and have sex with someone I have zero attraction too?

I'm buying some cans of raid and a sleeping bag and an insect net.

 

[richaveli83]

When you say one night with Lizzo do you have to have vaginal sex? If it's just her giving me fellatio then why not? Fat chicks give bomb head since they're used to stuffing their faces.