One more Chip, still 5 rings: Official 49ers 2016 Offseason Thread

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If you look at my previous posts, I said nobody wants to come here. Harbaugh talked too much shyt. Don't matter where you work, you can't run your mouth. You'll get fired.

But hire a racist coach brehs. FA's should be flocking to come here now.
Harbaugh didn't even talk, if anything his lack of talking is what made soft people think he was an a$$hole, belicheck don't talk neither and is an a$$hole
 

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Harbaugh didn't even talk, if anything his lack of talking is what made soft people think he was an a$$hole, belicheck don't talk neither and is an a$$hole
That was the media. Different story on the inside. shyt just google it. You know your boy Paraag leaked everything.:mjlol:
 
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That was the media. Different story on the inside. shyt just google it. You know your boy Paraag leaked everything.:mjlol:
Yea paraag leaked shyt which was bytch made because the good teams keep most the fukkery in house but best believe all the good coaches got some a$$hole in them, front office too soft.
 

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@jwonder you may get your wish. Kaep may get traded or benched.
Makes little sense to trade Kaep if we won't get shyt in return. Chip is the best possible coach for getting the most out of him. The other side of course, like I said, is that if Kaep don't put up good numbers with Chip, teams will just give up on him
 
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I haven't spiked to the homie yet today. I'll shoot him a text tho and let y'all know

nikka don't come in here talking bout u got homies on the team... Where's the game tickets at man? Coli 9er gang meet up? Where's all the stories of fukkery from the past 2 seasons
 

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Yea paraag leaked shyt which was bytch made because the good teams keep most the fukkery in house but best believe all the good coaches got some a$$hole in them, front office too soft.
looks l ike gamble is going to be the buffer this team didnt have when harbaugh was here

chip will be hard to deal with but thats good cause yes men dont win games

maybe gamble can be the new policy here to smooth things over with chip and baalke because we know its going to be a show down with those 2 egos
 

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looks l ike gamble is going to be the buffer this team didnt have when harbaugh was here

chip will be hard to deal with but thats good cause yes men dont win games

maybe gamble can be the new policy here to smooth things over with chip and baalke because we know its going to be a show down with those 2 egos
gamble the new carmen policy

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49ers blow their chance at Hue Jackson. Then hire a bum coach that every is slurping who hasn't done shyt. Seriously ya'll really happy about them 10-6 seasons? You know that was in the fukking worse division of football right?

Actually, to be honest, Chip is the more proven coach being that he has 2 10 win seasons. I wanted Hue but let's be honest, he's only got one season as a head coach... In his entire life, one season as a head coach. We have no idea what he's capable of.
 

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Actually, to be honest, Chip is the more proven coach being that he has 2 10 win seasons. I wanted Hue but let's be honest, he's only got one season as a head coach... In his entire life, one season as a head coach. We have no idea what he's capable of.
Tbh the NFC east has been shytty
On other hand when Hue was a HC, AFC west was shyt too, I mean the Broncos with tebow won that division, losing the last game failing to score a td. A 9-7 record would have Raiders winning the division :mjlol:
 

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They coming to the Dome :blessed:

Might as well make that drive to Charlotte too:takedat:

I might make that drive to the Dome:salute: (85 South)

all that shyt some you guys talked about Chip. now you guys are excited he is your HC. Hypocrite ass mothafukkas. :mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::laff::laff:

:bryan::bryan: true
Name some names breh, don't do that "some of you guys" bullshyt :birdman:


Na breh:francis: It was me..... I know I clowned him calling him Chip KKKelly in some eagle threads:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol: I will own that:lolbron:
:yeshrug: I'm actually not that down on this hire... Could have done much worse imo

Hell we've already done much worse..... this by default is an instant upgrade. Tomsula made Erickson, Nolan, and Singletery look like Walsh, Seifort, and Mariuchi :pachaha:

The Niners used to be my mental break from Cal's fukkery...... Sonny and Chip gonna murder me next year from incompetence

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Man, we in this together breh...... brehs got your back we still have the jokes and fukkery to look forward to:youngsabo:


He ain't Hue ..he ain't harbaugh :francis:

But he ain't fn tomasula :ohhh::yeshrug:

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Sweet Christmas:lawd:

The receivers don't like Kaepernick and that tells you all you need to know. Receivers know what makes a good qb. Hopefully Chip Kelly is the one who can bring out his best.

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:pacspit:hope y'all go 0-16


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Well they shoulda gone all out on Hue even if it meant dumping baalke or limiting his role. But Chip was the next best guy for this team. We will see. I have no expectations. At least I don't have people telling me we gonna win 12 games like we heard last year when the "teacher" JT was hired.

I'm like you.... I'm probably gonna wait till atleast preseason to make my prediction.

I mean we had like 8 RB's this year.... other than Hyde we gotta figure out who all they gonna bring back or wants to return? Like whats up with the forgotten Bush?

I dont like this hire at all


Ive thought kaep has been shyt for the last 3 years going against many on here save this year


but I do think kaep will get a lot better with chip

3 years? Man just 3 years ago we was one of the top 3-4 teams in the year and got to the NFC Champ game. I know Kaep gets a lot of blame on that game but its crazy how no one blamed Gore and maybe the Oline who forced Kaep to be our rushing game since Gore couldnt get like 30 yards or blame the D for allowing Russ to make them look like amateurs and give up stupid critical downs and even a TD on some fukkery. Russ had plays where he was just sitting in the pocket for like 15 seconds surveying the field

I still believe is Whitner dont let Kearse get that TD we win that game,
 
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