One more Chip, still 5 rings: Official 49ers 2016 Offseason Thread

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a lot of us agree with that though

:manny:


this ownership views the niners as secondary and filling the stadium with concerts and sh!t as number 1

that whole thing about cancelling the girl scouts event is everything thats wrong with this organization

your going to cancel it, dont fuking announce it during super bowl week, wtf did they expect?

Exactly, he ain't wrong. (hope he is though :mjcry49ers: )
 
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Man everytime i look at Chip Kelly, just....disgust.

I like the hire, but he really is not someone who you put your confidence, dude looks like 100lbs of shyt in an 80lb bag.

And i`m not some fitness guru, i`m not even in shape myself, but the dude just looks the part of smug chubby fukk so well.
 

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Man everytime i look at Chip Kelly, just....disgust.

I like the hire, but he really is not someone who you put your confidence, dude looks like 100lbs of shyt in an 80lb bag.

And i`m not some fitness guru, i`m not even in shape myself, but the dude just looks the part of smug chubby fukk so well.

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You aite this morning emp? :skip:
 
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You aite this morning emp? :skip:

Nah, i actually like Chip as a coach and think it was probably the best move we coould make at that position.

He just gonna be easy to dislike if shyt goes sour. He looks like an evil corporate CEO from a SyFy movie. Like one of Al Bundy's supervisors who worked at the shoestore. Like the fat dude who tries to sell you Optimum digital cable when you walking in the wall. Like a bartender who gives you all quarters back as change when you buy a beer. Like a guy who eats filet-o-fish with extra tartar sauce and dips the fries in the runover sauce.
 

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Nah, i actually like Chip as a coach and think it was probably the best move we coould make at that position.

He just gonna be easy to dislike if shyt goes sour. He looks like an evil corporate CEO from a SyFy movie. Like one of Al Bundy's supervisors who worked at the shoestore. Like the fat dude who tries to sell you Optimum digital cable when you walking in the wall. Like a bartender who gives you all quarters back as change when you buy a beer. Like a guy who eats filet-o-fish with extra tartar sauce and dips the fries in the runover sauce.


:lolbron: I literally imagine Chip doing all of this shyt.

And calling everyone "bud"...

Here ya go bud...

Hey bud...

Hey you forgot sumthin bud...

This is some good stuff bud...

:whew: it's hot as demon ass out here isn't it bud?
 

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49ers, Garrett Celek close to new deal

For the last three years, Chip Kelly coached tight end Brent Celek in Philadelphia. Now Kelly is set to coach Celek’s younger brother in San Francisco.

Garrett Celek, a tight end who has been in San Francisco since signing with the 49ers as an undrafted free agent in 2012, is expected to sign an extension before hitting free agency next month. Adam Caplan of ESPN reports that the sides are close to finalizing a long-term deal.

The 27-year-old Celek played in 11 games last year, starting eight and recording 19 catches for 186 yards and three touchdowns. Celek played 39 percent of the 49ers’ offensive snaps and 19 percent of their special teams plays.

Celek is coming off a high-ankle sprain that caused him to miss the last five games of the season.
 

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Look like Pablo Sandoval and preach fitness, honestly it makes me laugh and the players probably roll their eyes at him
 

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Jared Cook was released by the lambs, he would be a good fit here. He's athletic and has decent hands
 
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