oldest broad youve banged?

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HHAAAHAA...lol.

I saw him though before we went back to my place to hook up (I was a sophmore in college at the time) and the dude was a straight up lame with glasses.

Her name was Meredith...from her name you wouldn't think she would be banging but she was. This white irish chick with semi-long brown hair and blue eyes.

I remember me and my friends were chilling after we had some food at the local food joint in time and everyone of them left except for her. WE were watching John Q and put her head on my shoulders...then we started making out. I hit the bathroom just to check myself before I stepped back in and as soon as I did she was completely nakes on my roommates bottom bunk with my red hat on.

It was funny too because my roommates were clowning her and me thinking she was wack. Not at all. She had on a big rusty brand hoodie, a long skirt on, and some vans sneakers but ....:whoo:when them clothes came off. She had a nice pair of tig ol biddies, curves in all the right places and a phat ass (first PAWG I've ever had sex with). Also, her p*ssy tasted like strawberries and honey. Completely shaved everywhere too (my boys could even believe it, they thought because of her hippieish ways she'd have hair all over and laughed at me when I tried to tell them it wasn't the case)...we ended up having sex three times between the night, the morning, and the shower we shared before she left....good times!

I tell you what man, you really never know how good looking a girl/woman is altogether until you see her completely naked. That's real.
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she was filipino
was at club and i was with my friend became his wing man and he wanted too get at shorty but she brought her friend who was that old apparently
i ran interference basically which in turn got her into me which got me into her literally

told me she was gonna show me how we older woman get down in the bedroom i was like :damn:

left her like :dead: :noah: and was like thats how we young man get down too :shaq:
Filipino women turn me almost as much as Spanish women.
 

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Damn I wanna hear about this, what happened with that relationship bruh? :ohhh:

I just can't expose myself to the wolves on here. I mean I kind of already told this story. bytch turned on to be a major drug addict. Had to kick her to the curb, breh. Puerto rican milf's are nothing to play with.
 

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48.. and lazy as fukk when it came to sex, no blowjob, hated doggystyle and only like being on top.. :snoop:

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I just can't expose myself to the wolves on here. I mean I kind of already told this story. bytch turned on to be a major drug addict. Had to kick her to the curb, breh. Puerto rican milf's are nothing to play with.

:wtf:


And I thought MY relationships were bad :whew:
 

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Dawg I've done some reckless shyt when it comes to women. I have a huge heart and I overlook A LOT of shyt I shouldn't. Plus I'm a simp ass nikka, too. I don't deny my weaknesses :manny:

LMAO, but seriously dating a drug addict? That's some shyt you'd see on a sitcom or something :heh:

That's literally a storyline I'd expect to see on "Louie" or "It's Always Sunny"
 
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