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[Cuban Pete]

brehs...this nikka was 10 in 1998

here he go today

they say he still TEN!!!
how the fukk you been ten for 14 years!!!
another thing my beloved brehs...
explain the nurse joy/officer jenny shyt...cause to me, and its just me...its the laziest plot device i ever heard...so, there happens to be 96 idential twins of both of these hoes an atleast 1 in every town ever...how!!?? how they mom give birrff to like 77 of these bytches? these hoes gotta be pokemons, probably a bunch of dittos copying humans or somethin

and why my nikka brock aint never get p*ssy? this nikka's dikk was drier then his onyx no omar from the wire

at least this fukk nikka stepped his shoe game up my man rocking them retros with a trukfit hat

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

at least this fukk nikka stepped his shoe game up my man rocking them retros with a trukfit hat

his gear on 9 but his swag on -2 for the fact he won all these badges
Indigo League


Ash's eight Badges from Kanto
Boulder Badge (Showdown in Pewter City)
Cascade Badge (The Water Flowers of Cerulean City)
Thunder Badge (Electric Shock Showdown)
Marsh Badge (Haunter versus Kadabra)
Rainbow Badge (Pokémon Scent-sation!)
Soul Badge (The Ninja Poké-Showdown)
Volcano Badge (Volcanic Panic)
Earth Badge (The Battle of the Badge)

Orange League


Ash's four Orange League Badges
Coral-Eye Badge (Fit to be Tide)
Sea Ruby Badge (Navel Maneuvers)
Spike Shell Badge (Misty Meets Her Match)
Jade Star Badge (Pokémon Double Trouble)

Johto League


Ash's eight Badges from Johto
Zephyr Badge (Fighting Flyer with Fire)
Hive Badge (Gettin' The Bugs Out)
Plain Badge (A Dairy Tale Ending)
Fog Badge (From Ghost to Ghost)
Storm Badge (Machoke, Machoke Man!)
Mineral Badge (Nerves of Steelix!)
Glacier Badge (Nice Pryce, Baby!)
Rising Badge (Better Eight Than Never)

Hoenn League


Ash's eight Badges from Hoenn
Stone Badge (The Winner By a Nosepass!)
Knuckle Badge (Just One of the Geysers)
Dynamo Badge (Watt's with Wattson?)
Heat Badge (Going, Going, Yawn!)
Balance Badge (Balance of Power)
Feather Badge (Sky High Gym Battle!)
Mind Badge (Solid as a Solrock)
Rain Badge (Eight Ain't Enough!)

Battle Frontier


Ash's seven Frontier Symbols
Knowledge Symbol (The Symbol Life)
Guts Symbol (Wheel... of Frontier!)
Tactics Symbol (Tactics Theatrics!!)
Luck Symbol (Queen of the Serpentine!)
Spirits Symbol (Ka Boom with a View!)
Ability Symbol (Second Time's the Charm!)
Brave Symbol (Pace - The Final Frontier!)

Sinnoh League


Ash's eight Badges from Sinnoh
Coal Badge (O'er the Rampardos we Watched!)
Forest Badge (The Grass Menagerie!)
Cobble Badge (A Triple Fighting Chance!)
Fen Badge (A Crasher Course in Power!)
Relic Badge (Shield with a Twist!)
Mine Badge (Dealing With Defensive Types!)
Icicle Badge (Sliding Into Seventh!)
Beacon Badge (The Eighth Wonder of the Sinnoh World!)


yet when its time for the league he aint never been past top four? GET A fukkIN JOB BREh

no wonder his dad left...his son is a perpetual kid who too scared to turn that lil yellabone pikapee in to a trill ass raichu

nikka got the swag of a catholic priest rape victim on some real shyt...i mean just look

he full blown mizz.twerksum grindin on this fukkin reptar with ray bans ass nikka

 

[tru_m.a.c]

breh...they call these shyts vanillite, vanillish, and vanilliuxe

holy shyt, I just googled this....I thought you were lying

 

[Swiggy]

brehs...this nikka was 10 in 1998

here he go today

they say he still TEN!!!
how the fukk you been ten for 14 years!!!
another thing my beloved brehs...
explain the nurse joy/officer jenny shyt...cause to me, and its just me...its the laziest plot device i ever heard...so, there happens to be 96 idential twins of both of these hoes an atleast 1 in every town ever...how!!?? how they mom give birrff to like 77 of these bytches? these hoes gotta be pokemons, probably a bunch of dittos copying humans or somethin

and why my nikka brock aint never get p*ssy? this nikka's dikk was drier then his onyx no omar from the wire

Japanese Bart Simpson

 

[So UnThotful]

brehs...this nikka was 10 in 1998

here he go today

they say he still TEN!!!
how the fukk you been ten for 14 years!!!
another thing my beloved brehs...
explain the nurse joy/officer jenny shyt...cause to me, and its just me...its the laziest plot device i ever heard...so, there happens to be 96 idential twins of both of these hoes an atleast 1 in every town ever...how!!?? how they mom give birrff to like 77 of these bytches? these hoes gotta be pokemons, probably a bunch of dittos copying humans or somethin

and why my nikka brock aint never get p*ssy? this nikka's dikk was drier then his onyx no omar from the wire

Brock is like the original simp i know of cartoons

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

holy shyt, I just googled this....I thought you were lying

i wouldnt lie to my beloved brehs

ilove my brehs
i just wanna disgust this trend of fukk nikka pocket monstas
i mean we go from this

this nikka bust his guns forreal
to dizz?
Virizion

diss nikka named after a phone company and shyt

 

[3rdLetter]

Brock is like the original simp i know of cartoons

This title might belong to the OG Triple OG Simp/date rapist Pepe Le Pew

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

This title might belong to the OG Triple OG Simp/date rapist Pepe Le Pew

pepe would take the p*ssy though if these hoes got outta line, brock never even opened his eyes and realized that its some real down to mars girls out chere besides the same lame skinny hoes he kept tryna fukk with


how you a gym leader but you can't get no p*ssy?

"girl u want this badge...well you gotta earn it :Shaq: "

 

[3rdLetter]

pepe would take the p*ssy though if these hoes got outta line, brock never even opened his eyes and realized that its some real down to mars girls out chere besides the same lame skinny hoes he kept tryna fukk with


how you a gym leader but you can't get no p*ssy?

"girl u want this badge...well you gotta earn it :Shaq: "

"my pokemon ain't the only ones that's hard"


didn't brock finally get the draws off one chick on the show and every time they mentioned her name he'd be all

 

[Swiggy]

I'm tryna get rest to feast my family the next few days. fukk y'all for this late ass comedy

 

[Hersh]

i wouldnt lie to my beloved brehs

ilove my brehs
i just wanna disgust this trend of fukk nikka pocket monstas
i mean we go from this

this nikka bust his guns forreal
to dizz?
Virizion

diss nikka named after a phone company and shyt

a dog wit heels on?!??

 

[Cuban Pete]

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

a dog wit heels on?!??

breh these is the new legendary trio doe...mahfukkin shytzu's with louboutins on!!!!

 

[SmoothOperator88]

how long is a year in pokemon world cause this nikka been ten since i was like 8 and im 21 now

how it take you 12 years to become pokemon masterbut it took me a month to catch em all and beat the elite four four times? fukkouttahereaskketchum

and why the fukk would a world reknown professa send a fukkin 10 year old nikka with a weak ass pokemon out to find EVERY POKEMON IN THE WORLD to fill up his pokedex...so wait, you have all the info in the world about these pokemon but you wanna send a 10 year old to confirm them shyts? what if the first pokemon he meets after he leaves ya place with his weak ass yellabone mouse is this nikka?

fukk you gonna do with a newborn mouse? plus this nikka ground so he cant shock him? one more thing, where did this nikka get his degree at? ain't no colleges in all the land...did he just make himself a professor? where he gettin money from? Is it grants? how if the entire area doesn't have a president or a dictator? explain that shyt...

I remember in the short before the third movie early in season 3 Ash was celebrating 2 years since he got Pikachu. This nikka's still 10 though.

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

I remember in the short before the third movie early in season 3 Ash was celebrating 2 years since he goat Pikachu. This nikka's still 10 though.

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