Official Weed Thread - TLR Edition

[hu3ypdadon]

Untrimmed black jack og

Need Some of Dat!

 

[Address_Unknown]

Literally just got into a big ass argument with my mom and sister over this shyt

With my mom, it aint that I smoke around her (or really those people...they all just know how I get down) but when SHE is out of weed...the entire universe has to come to a screeching halt because SHE needs to smoke some weed.

Again...I get it...I really, really do...y'know...yea Ill ask tha weedman for a lil gram or something but before I do allat...I look for something to sell if I truly "need" to smoke like these ppl be making themselves look so HE doesnt have to come out of pocket for MY habit.

Or hey...sometimes I'll even...*sigh* OMG!!...just not smoke until my money hits! Wow! Amazing idea, right?

Evidently not because I'm being guilt tripped into oblivion...despite me giving my mom $120 last week on top of a couple grams last week...just for you to turn around and ask me to buy another bag for you?

She is by no means demanding and she did just buy herself a crib but this is fr a constant pattern with her, despite what shes going thru and I am deadass sick of it.

Y'know...I find tha weedmen for her, set em up and even pick tha shyt up for her sometimes. I'm sorry this one mf time I didnt feel like jumping outta bed, calling dude, going to atm, driving across town, meeting/waiting for dude, going to your place and dealing with traffic during all that on top of losing gas...

shyt is lowkey a lot.

Breh, I can give you stories for days, on me trying to get weed for folk in all different configurations similar to yours. The fact is, and sorry to say, Folks like Your Mom and all of them, who smoke constantly but WILLFULLY (I refuse to believe grown folk can't save money towards a simple vice like this) refuse to support themselves diligently on the matter just really highlights how selfish and inconsiderate they can be when their needs aren't being met by you, while fully refusing to take care of themselves in that regard.

They always use the line "Well, YOU..." and say shyt like "You got it.." or "Can get it.." or "Know where to find it..." as if they can't themselves, 'cause they see you eating and smoking good and they just keen on smoking the LAST OF WHAT THEY fukkING GOT....and then hitting you up when the jar is done as opposed to copping in the future and holding on to it.

Other cousin of mine; He's fam. Love him to death. Grew up together, did dirt, all of that. He's been a smoker damn near all his life with me just starting in my 30's and he damn near 40 now. Starting out, he showed me that it's cheaper to cop an ounce. Cool. We go half, or better yet I pay my half and add on to his cause he was "Low". The weed comes, He split it and I end up with the smaller half (At the time I was mad naive cause I only knew about dime bags and not higher quantities so I thought I had way more weed than I needed). I put my portion in the jar and proceed to smoke on the weekends (Back then I smoked 3 times a week, with them all being Weekend nights).

He smokes ALL of his shyt from Monday-Saturday and rolls over by me Saturday night to burn one, no problem. I roll an extra, we burn, then he has the heart to ask me for a 'handout' on the lesser half of an ounce he gave me, while owing me for the same ounce he didn't pay in full, after smoking all of his. I give him, 'cause he's my cuz, he comes back next week asking "You got more?" I give him again. He's cuz and he smokes. This fool gets blessed by another cousin with a whole ounce. Neglects to call me, hand me back anything, smokes THAT out, and then asks me when I'm copping again 'cause he's "Light".

Family. All the help, all the weed, all the charity and leg work you do for 'em falls into a void that they NEVER acknowledge and they never repay. Of all the fukkers I've helped smoke that asked or begged...ain't at no point in time...EVER...came to me and go "YO address, Hold this" when they got and they know I won't ask, 'cause why the fukk should I? They see me as a walking dispensary and I started to see them as liabilities, so when they got mad, I had to let 'em, 'cause fukking with them in that regard only made sure that I always had less, they had more when I'm out here budgeting and going with out in good and bad times.

Don't know how you gonna explain that shyt to ya Mom's, but you really need to start culling them Joker Smokers, man.

 

[hu3ypdadon]

Firefly 2.0....Max Temp

I pack a lil nug...never measured it

And im inhaling directly....but something is off

I said fukk it threw it in my joint and I got high just fine

I bought the originsl fire fly like 3-4 years ago..shyt was trash..They say it has a learning curve...I used it for a few months but eventually retired it..I wouldn’t recommend the fire fly to anyone but they do have good customer service..I had no issue when I had to replace the top rubber strip on the magnetic piece from cleaning it with Alcohol wipes,which made it peel off and then it wouldn’t close completely..They just gave me a whole new top part after mailing the whole device back..

 

[fkthisgaysite]

Breh, I can give you stories for days, on me trying to get weed for folk in all different configurations similar to yours. The fact is, and sorry to say, Folks like Your Mom and all of them, who smoke constantly but WILLFULLY (I refuse to believe grown folk can't save money towards a simple vice like this) refuse to support themselves diligently on the matter just really highlights how selfish and inconsiderate they can be when their needs aren't being met by you, while fully refusing to take care of themselves in that regard.

They always use the line "Well, YOU..." and say shyt like "You got it.." or "Can get it.." or "Know where to find it..." as if they can't themselves, 'cause they see you eating and smoking good and they just keen on smoking the LAST OF WHAT THEY fukkING GOT....and then hitting you up when the jar is done as opposed to copping in the future and holding on to it.

Other cousin of mine; He's fam. Love him to death. Grew up together, did dirt, all of that. He's been a smoker damn near all his life with me just starting in my 30's and he damn near 40 now. Starting out, he showed me that it's cheaper to cop an ounce. Cool. We go half, or better yet I pay my half and add on to his cause he was "Low". The weed comes, He split it and I end up with the smaller half (At the time I was mad naive cause I only knew about dime bags and not higher quantities so I thought I had way more weed than I needed). I put my portion in the jar and proceed to smoke on the weekends (Back then I smoked 3 times a week, with them all being Weekend nights).

He smokes ALL of his shyt from Monday-Saturday and rolls over by me Saturday night to burn one, no problem. I roll an extra, we burn, then he has the heart to ask me for a 'handout' on the lesser half of an ounce he gave me, while owing me for the same ounce he didn't pay in full, after smoking all of his. I give him, 'cause he's my cuz, he comes back next week asking "You got more?" I give him again. He's cuz and he smokes. This fool gets blessed by another cousin with a whole ounce. Neglects to call me, hand me back anything, smokes THAT out, and then asks me when I'm copping again 'cause he's "Light".

Family. All the help, all the weed, all the charity and leg work you do for 'em falls into a void that they NEVER acknowledge and they never repay. Of all the fukkers I've helped smoke that asked or begged...ain't at no point in time...EVER...came to me and go "YO address, Hold this" when they got and they know I won't ask, 'cause why the fukk should I? They see me as a walking dispensary and I started to see them as liabilities, so when they got mad, I had to let 'em, 'cause fukking with them in that regard only made sure that I always had less, they had more when I'm out here budgeting and going with out in good and bad times.

Don't know how you gonna explain that shyt to ya Mom's, but you really need to start culling them Joker Smokers, man.

Ayy yo cousin a trip

I have a cousin who feels entitled to shyt (weed, rides, etc) so I definitely know how that feels. I been cut him off...he still tryin to get thru lol.

As far as moms go...man...just a poor attitude when it comes to weed. She aint like...sounding "ratchet" but she seems to think if someone is a plug or comes to a large sum of money, she unrealistically expects those people to do her outlandish ass favors.

For instance...I guess her friend and the BF of the friend invited my mom out of town for a trip (no, not on no weird shyt). Well, my mom being my mom, didnt realize she was a third wheel until they got to their destination and wanted her own room.

Guess who she thinks should pay for it?

Nah, go 'head...I'll wait...


The BF. She called me complaining about this shyt talmbout "he should pay for my room he should pay for my room this is ridiculous" like mom......are YOU SERIOUS???

So imagine how she is when it comes to weed.

 

[DaddyFresh]

Got blessed by my guy with some vanilla frosting. shyt damn near 30% THC Levels

 

[NeilCartwright]

Brehs I’ve been out the game since 2009, but now that I’m out the military I’m back in. Even when I was smoking I would chip in and one of the bros would cop

I cant roll so I’ll probably just get a pipe and some 3.5 s here and there for recreational use. How much is a sack going for these days?

Back then it was $10 for some decent shyt, even less for Reggie. But I know times done changed, some states even got it legalized. I’ll be in GA though

 

[Address_Unknown]

Brehs I’ve been out the game since 2009, but now that I’m out the military I’m back in. Even when I was smoking I would chip in and one of the bros would cop

I cant roll so I’ll probably just get a pipe and some 3.5 s here and there for recreational use. How much is a sack going for these days?

Back then it was $10 for some decent shyt, even less for Reggie. But I know times done changed, some states even got it legalized. I’ll be in GA though

Cop you one of these and EAT. I can't roll for shyt either and I'm not exactly in a position right now to have Weed around my place like that, so I can't even put in the time to practice. You can cop these at ANY head shop, they that common. You can cop one of those, or buy the cones you can fill yourself.

 

[Drip Bayless]

How yall deal with lethargy
Quarantine got me taking 2-3 weed naps a day smh

 

[Address_Unknown]

Ayy yo cousin a trip

I have a cousin who feels entitled to shyt (weed, rides, etc) so I definitely know how that feels. I been cut him off...he still tryin to get thru lol.

As far as moms go...man...just a poor attitude when it comes to weed. She aint like...sounding "ratchet" but she seems to think if someone is a plug or comes to a large sum of money, she unrealistically expects those people to do her outlandish ass favors.

For instance...I guess her friend and the BF of the friend invited my mom out of town for a trip (no, not on no weird shyt). Well, my mom being my mom, didnt realize she was a third wheel until they got to their destination and wanted her own room.

Guess who she thinks should pay for it?

Nah, go 'head...I'll wait...


The BF. She called me complaining about this shyt talmbout "he should pay for my room he should pay for my room this is ridiculous" like mom......are YOU SERIOUS???

So imagine how she is when it comes to weed.

That's Mah Dukes for ya. I got my own problems with my Moms on some similar shyt and it's even harder to tell 'em no or show 'em why you mad 'cause they just damn near DEMAND you take care of 'em unequivocally, regardless.

And as for my Cousin? Man. Him and my other Cousin, them nikkas thick as thieves when it comes to this weed smoking shyt and as I said before, I grew up watching these man do the shyts, so when I started smoking myself, I was always eager to be around 'em in that capacity 'cause I know I'd be able to cop weed, 'cause like any decent, working, level headed person, I got money I'm setting aside for it.

The night I realized that these cats pound for pound ain't shyt was when I was rolling through our neighbourhood and met them about to go make a move. They see me, perk up and ask me for money. I'm already hesitant 'cause Cousin (B) once had me fukkED UP the time this fool rolled up on my job in a jeep, asking me for money to "Buy lunch" 'cause these fools always wanna hold something.

I tell him "Aight, let me go get my wallet." I go back inside the office, pull a 5 out my pocket (Wasn't giving that fool no 10) and this fool had the fukking BALLS to tell me, "Next time I ask you for money, pull that shyt out of your pocket infront of me, don't go in the back and bring no shyt to me." This nikka begging....and commanding like I'm a fukking child.

Anyways, I give these fools some crumpled bills since they gonna cop, they pad it up with what they got and we on our way to the spot. Did you know, with the money I gave these fools, their total came up to 9 fukking dollars? These fools, was looking to buy weed, and only had 5 or so dollars between them. Cousin (A) t he one you called a trip, arguing that they a dollar short, the weed man ain't g onna take that...but cousin (B) the fool who told me to pull the money out infront of him, that "9 is fine, 8 is late." The weed man will take it.

So I'm in the back seat and it's dawning the fukk on me, that these cats, smoking for decades, can't even save 10 fukking dollars to buy a dimebag and looking to go and beg/take weed 'cause they a dollar short.

I had to reevaluate the folk i smoke with after that and had to slowly cut them fools off 'cause they weren't beneficial to me at all and I always lose with 'em. They never got you in mind when they up and Cousin (b)....He's CONSTANTLY around weed and is supposed to be a plug, his damned self. I lost too much money and respect from other people, fukking with that clown.

Joker smokers, man.

 

[prince_peoples]

Brehs I’ve been out the game since 2009, but now that I’m out the military I’m back in. Even when I was smoking I would chip in and one of the bros would cop

I cant roll so I’ll probably just get a pipe and some 3.5 s here and there for recreational use. How much is a sack going for these days?

Back then it was $10 for some decent shyt, even less for Reggie. But I know times done changed, some states even got it legalized. I’ll be in GA though

Man U gonna be high as fukk,m

that shyt is gonna kick your ass so take it slow.

 

[Pazzy]

Mass legal weed opens back up memorial day for curbside pickup though. Not sure if ill be driving up there at least til mid or late June. Bet you weed is the cure to that virus though

 

[fkthisgaysite]

That's Mah Dukes for ya. I got my own problems with my Moms on some similar shyt and it's even harder to tell 'em no or show 'em why you mad 'cause they just damn near DEMAND you take care of 'em unequivocally, regardless.

And as for my Cousin? Man. Him and my other Cousin, them nikkas thick as thieves when it comes to this weed smoking shyt and as I said before, I grew up watching these man do the shyts, so when I started smoking myself, I was always eager to be around 'em in that capacity 'cause I know I'd be able to cop weed, 'cause like any decent, working, level headed person, I got money I'm setting aside for it.

The night I realized that these cats pound for pound ain't shyt was when I was rolling through our neighbourhood and met them about to go make a move. They see me, perk up and ask me for money. I'm already hesitant 'cause Cousin (B) once had me fukkED UP the time this fool rolled up on my job in a jeep, asking me for money to "Buy lunch" 'cause these fools always wanna hold something.

I tell him "Aight, let me go get my wallet." I go back inside the office, pull a 5 out my pocket (Wasn't giving that fool no 10) and this fool had the fukking BALLS to tell me, "Next time I ask you for money, pull that shyt out of your pocket infront of me, don't go in the back and bring no shyt to me." This nikka begging....and commanding like I'm a fukking child.

Anyways, I give these fools some crumpled bills since they gonna cop, they pad it up with what they got and we on our way to the spot. Did you know, with the money I gave these fools, their total came up to 9 fukking dollars? These fools, was looking to buy weed, and only had 5 or so dollars between them. Cousin (A) t he one you called a trip, arguing that they a dollar short, the weed man ain't g onna take that...but cousin (B) the fool who told me to pull the money out infront of him, that "9 is fine, 8 is late." The weed man will take it.

So I'm in the back seat and it's dawning the fukk on me, that these cats, smoking for decades, can't even save 10 fukking dollars to buy a dimebag and looking to go and beg/take weed 'cause they a dollar short.

I had to reevaluate the folk i smoke with after that and had to slowly cut them fools off 'cause they weren't beneficial to me at all and I always lose with 'em. They never got you in mind when they up and Cousin (b)....He's CONSTANTLY around weed and is supposed to be a plug, his damned self. I lost too much money and respect from other people, fukking with that clown.

Joker smokers, man.

Brooooooooooo I am sorry but your misery is my laughter. Them dudes are CRAZY BRO WTF!

My cousin sounds like both of them combined, so imagine that.

I'm down to hear more if you got tha time...you type stories like General Mills....feels like I'm in them.

 

[Supa]

Vaping some Blue Cookies now and loving it

The smell and taste is mediocre but the feeling is amazing. I'm getting mad euphoria and I'm on cloud 9. This is a great after work or stress heavy day strain. I've been trying to type this for 30 minutes. Can't focus. Never had the munchies like this before. Finished all my snacks and I'm still hungry

The Pink Runtz I had the other day wasn't close to this.

Got an oz of hemp flower. Gonna stay in this weekend and vape all day

 

[Pazzy]

Think i smoked wedding cake just now. I'm bakalakin right now.

 

[Pazzy]

Walking around on strawberry cough right now. I am high ladies and gentlemen. HIGH !!! I think I might be a manic depressant with how i was hyped up or sped up before i smoked and I'm just going... at times I'm trying to slow myself because everything is speeding up