Official Trump Insurrection Rally 1/6/21 Fukkery, NY Probe, DOJ Probe & Georgia Probe Thread!

[Payday23]

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

They brought out a "scale", a very strong man, right out of central casting with tears in his eyes. He said "SIR!, I am sorry you have to do this" I stepped on the scale very powerfully. "215!" he yells and everyone clapped. Then he said, "You are in the best shape we've ever seen for a man your size". Then he saluted me. ELECTION INTERFERENCE!

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

 

[Arianne Martell]

somebody called it

pouty face mugshot

 

[Joe Sixpack]

That stupid ass black dude that got booked has to stay in jail



That jail look like some shyt in a third world country shyt is beyond filthy

I hope it was worth it c00n ass nikka

 

[Arianne Martell]

CRIMINAL


now you know what to do, make those tshirts and make that money



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[CEO of Morgan Industries]

How long did it take to do his makeup for this mug shot? Probably a full eight-hour day, which explains why he couldn't surrender until four in the afternoon.

 

[MushroomX]

shyt was a fake.

 

[Hood Critic]

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I heard mugshot is a fake. Anyone confirm?

 

[cheek100]

Lol at his barricade driving thru atl and no one cares

 

[Vice Queen]

If that slovenly fat impotent stank dikk fukk is 215 then I am a svelte 155 like I was in high school.

 

[folasade]

I heard mugshot is a fake. Anyone confirm?

He wore a red tie today on the way to Fulton County Jail.

 

[MushroomX]

I heard mugshot is a fake. Anyone confirm?

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

The internet bruhs.