I died of dysentery just reading thisDearest Martha,
We have camped at what we now call "Fort Freedom" outside of the courthouse downtown. Morale is high but we are outnumbered and rations are dwindling, as we are running out of propane to cook more Freedom Toast. Please remember to turn off the patio lights, and make sure that Skittles does'nt interact with the colored family next door.
Yours,
Trip Radigan