Official The Mandalorian Thread

[MajesticLion]

they scavage everything... the ship was just sitting there with NO self defense systems...

This stuck out to me. How the heck are you a bounty hunter, with other bounties sitting in your ship frozen in carbonite that are worth however much, and you don't secure the ship when you're not around? He needs to go back to Nick Nolte for some upgrades.

I have spoken.

 

[FatherSimp]

I was starting to get annoyed at the way his armor appears to be almost totally bulletproof. Glad they had the Rhino knock off his chest plate to make you understand he was in real danger.

This ain't no cheap ass Stormtrooper armor

This that mando beskar drip armor ju hurd

 

[The ADD]

So y’all mean to tell me these nikkas didn’t want Anakin fukkin and then they out there fukking they literally made him go to the dark side. The emperor was gon at least let him get some punani while ruling the galaxy

What?

 

[Trapperman Dave]

What?

Spoiler: Mando

Supposedly yoda has a child, in which they told Anakin he couldn’t be with padme dude just wanted p*ssy like any regular dude they drove him to become vader

 

[Jax]

This shyt brought back that old feeling of classic Star Wars. Only shyt I had a gripe with was that how did that small ass knife kill the beast?

 

[REAL6]

 

[Jax]

Shame Disney bodied the EU works. After Return Of The Jedi, Luke pretty much just went on a lot of the old rules when he started the NJO. Having homies was encouraged , you could get p*ssy just don't be a simp , you force sensitive? No age requirements, we got you!

 

[Return of the Jedi]

I never fukked wit the prequels.

That’s fair.

 

[Brian O'Conner]

I thought the first 2 episodes were dope and the music is really good.

Anyone else feel like its low-budget though? the costumes seem cheaply made it has xena warrior princess production values

 

[The ADD]

Spoiler: Mando

Supposedly yoda has a child, in which they told Anakin he couldn’t be with padme dude just wanted p*ssy like any regular dude they drove him to become vader

There Is not to suggest. You are making a leap there

 

[Trapperman Dave]

There Is not to suggest. You are making a leap there

Im just talkin shyt with the latter but it’s funny if it turns out to be his kid

 

[Lord_nikon]

dudes than barbecued Salacious B. Crumb breh

 

[Doctor Doom]

Them jawas put my boys ship on cinderblocks

Spoiler

When Mando started sniping em, baby Yoda just looking at him like "damn nikka "

 

[Axum Ezana]

Im just talkin shyt with the latter but it’s funny if it turns out to be his kid

it has to be. what kid would be that gifted to know how use the force levitate and powerful enough to hold that big ass rhino hog beast?

even Anakin wasn't doing shyt like that when he was a kid. he won a race but I dont think he ever used the forced with that much skill or will. maybe im wrong though.

 

[Standing on business]

Spoiler: Mando

Supposedly yoda has a child, in which they told Anakin he couldn’t be with padme dude just wanted p*ssy like any regular dude they drove him to become vader

Where did you get Yoda having a child from