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This shyt is sad. You're really celebrating the right to inherit a bum ass roster from the A League? As if someone can come into the A League with some busted ass roster and just coast to winning the league in his first season, with minimal pickups, never even touching his $100 budget, leading from start to finish, leading by so wide a margin that the league becomes boring to check, asserting fantasy league dominance...

Oh, wait... :ohhh:

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There are many people I would like to thank for the hard work and dedication it took in winning this league this year. First and foremost I would like to thank myself, without me none of this could've been possible. I would also like to give a shout out to @I.V., @The War Report , and @tremonthustler1 for making things interesting throughout the year. Next I would like to thank Demar Derozan for becoming the animal I needed him to be this year because of that worthless :deadrose: who I hope burns in the 18th circle of hell.... the pit of fantasy sports jackasses who have fukked me over in the past... Don't worry Derrick as you will have company this year on your journey down there with Wade. Next up is the free agent I picked up after the draft that everyone else passed on, Deandre Jordan. Teaming Deandre and Dwight up together killed my FT% but helped me in Rebounds, FG%, and Blocks, overall it was really a brilliant move on my part so let's hear it for me...


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Next up is Dirk who was solid throughout most of the year, you had stretches old man where you wouldn't put up any numbers and you still can't play and Defense but you can still shoot. I really wanna take this moment to thank a player that wasn't on my team, Rudy Gay, without you getting traded to the Kings my team wouldn't have been able to take off the way it did. Derozan and Lowry actually got to take shots in the game because you weren't there to take 40 shots even though everyone was telling you to stop shooting. Terrence Jones is up next, you really developed as a good option and showed flashes that you could be a solid player in a couple of years. Again let's take another moment to applaud me for my hard work this year...


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And then there were some of my other pickups off the waiver wire. Eric Bledsoe, Trevor Ariza, and Tobias Harris. You all made great additions to the championship roster. And lastly I would like to thank each and every one of you. Without you all I wouldn't have the first pick of teams in the A-League next season. Some of you all will probably be coming with me to the A-League, and I will say be warned.... I am taking that title next year too!

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There are many people I would like to thank for the hard work and dedication it took in winning this league this year. First and foremost I would like to thank myself, without me none of this could've been possible. I would also like to give a shout out to @I.V., @The War Report , and @tremonthustler1 for making things interesting throughout the year. Next I would like to thank Demar Derozan for becoming the animal I needed him to be this year because of that worthless :deadrose: who I hope burns in the 18th circle of hell.... the pit of fantasy sports jackasses who have fukked me over in the past... Don't worry Derrick as you will have company this year on your journey down there with Wade. Next up is the free agent I picked up after the draft that everyone else passed on, Deandre Jordan. Teaming Deandre and Dwight up together killed my FT% but helped me in Rebounds, FG%, and Blocks, overall it was really a brilliant move on my part so let's hear it for me...


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joker+clapping.gif
tumblr_mjw55qFmih1rxevt4o1_500.gif



Next up is Dirk who was solid throughout most of the year, you had stretches old man where you wouldn't put up any numbers and you still can't play and Defense but you can still shoot. I really wanna take this moment to thank a player that wasn't on my team, Rudy Gay, without you getting traded to the Kings my team wouldn't have been able to take off the way it did. Derozan and Lowry actually got to take shots in the game because you weren't there to take 40 shots even though everyone was telling you to stop shooting. Terrence Jones is up next, you really developed as a good option and showed flashes that you could be a solid player in a couple of years. Again let's take another moment to applaud me for my hard work this year...


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joker+clapping.gif
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And then there were some of my other pickups off the waiver wire. Eric Bledsoe, Trevor Ariza, and Tobias Harris. You all made great additions to the championship roster. And lastly I would like to thank each and every one of you. Without you all I wouldn't have the first pick of teams in the A-League next season. Some of you all will probably be coming with me to the A-League, and I will say be warned.... I am taking that title next year too!

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Eric Bledsoe on the waiver wire? You won a joke league, congrats.
 

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I'm content with a top 5 finish.

This was my first year playing fantasy basketball and my first time doing an auction draft and a rotisserie league in any fantasy sport.


All of you that finished below me should be ashamed of yourselves.


I hope a top 5 finish and remaining active all year is enough to get me invited back next year.


@The War Report




fukk you for taking Dieng.......I'm going to destroy you.
 

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This was my first time playing in a Roto League.
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My drafting was fukked up because of that, but injuries destroyed me anyway. (I lost Ryan Anderson, Jrue Holiday for the year, I trolled bid on Kobe and he didn't play at all etc) :dead:
 
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