Official Survivor Series 2020 Thread 11/22/20: Undertaker Final Farewell

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Sir :usure: that free booze for the retirement afterparty won't be a waste of time


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"Plus the cok...urhm coca cola, people love coca cola and snowcones pal. We getting fukkED up off of Coke.......you heard what I said goddammit, COKE, who are yall to judge dammit. I'm the only chief got marks eating off my balls over this half assed retirement and people are worrying about drugs..fukk em I won"
 

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Breh the whole ceremony sucked something terrible. They should had just went all out with the theatrics. Have a bunch of druids surround the ring and "ghosts" of his former opponents float around him as they sent him off to peace. The lights go out and you see Takers attire in the middle of the ring, the druids walking to the back, and just complete silence.

But no, lets randomly half assed all of these wrestlers outside of kayfabe and Kane being the only one in kayfabe, with a old ass Vince about to commit that because every bit of his cash cows are going off to greater pastures.

True, I was expecting a big production ending with Taker going back to the spirit realm
 

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I really appreciate Big Chief Roman holding down the E after such a dire time for wrestling fans:wow:. Dude just dragging Paul Heyman like he's a fukking walking trinket because he doesn't need a mouthpiece. Gave us a big fight feel in the midst of a arena where we are playing "Guess Whose the Mark".

Overall, it was what it was. Vince busting nuts from Gorilla to the private airplane due to the fact that Raw won in such a silly ass way, Smackdown looked like stirred fried noodled shyt despite it making fist over pounds of funds, and they can ride the entire jock of Taker's retirement until they throw the bag at his potential podcast going on the network:wow:
 

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True, I was expecting a big production ending with Taker going back to the spirit realm

Forreal. I was hoping for something like the 94 Rumble and the intro to his WM 30 streak ending match where they had a montage of wrestlers that died failing to end the streak.

I'm still giggling like a thoughtless toddler at the fact that they used a 8 bit version of his theme. That shyt must have been a rib or a b side to how the theme should sound because WTF:deadmanny:
 
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