Official Summerslam 2023 Thread 8/5/23

[Him]

Serious question, when's the last time Roman won a singles match on a PLE without interference?

Probably over 2 years ago.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Jimmy just look stupid, because he could easily turn on his brother AFTER winning the chip and he knows the easiest path to being champion is not through Reigns.

It's feud that nobody wanted with no real stakes. Jimmy vs. Jey would mean something if there was a title to fight over it. Now... It's a midcard act.

Same problem with Brock vs Cody. No motivation for either guy and nothing at stake. All these problems stemming from them refusing to ever take the belt off Roman even when the angle would benefit from it. Just look at evolution turning on Randy when he got the belt and it setting Batista’s main event run in motion where it dawns on him that he’s a pawn too and then goes on to become the man. None of that works if triple h never drops the big gold belt.

 

[Tres Leches]

Like when Matt turned on Jeff for "reasons" and like a month later they made up cause it sucked.

Facts

 

[Silkk]

They can try to specify the words however they want. shyt makes no fuccking sense

 

[CBoz]

I'm for the love of God trying to figure out this weird ass storyline, but it dawned on me the layers of it. Yes Jimmy turning on Jay makes no damn sense, but you got to look at it through the perspective of war. Family is a motherfukker, and once the blood is shown outside the flesh, there's no togetherness or unification. Its all about whose wants the top position the most. Its all about grievances, finger pointing, and jealousy. Of course these dire even...































fukk it, that was a dumb ass move and quite frankly, this bloodline story ran off the cliff. Reminds me of what Cornette was saying concerning Heyman's "surprises".

If the fans expect a surprise, then it's not really a surprise. You have two brothers who can't stand the head of the table, and what they do....have a tag match and then turn on each other. Like WTF is going on ? Yeah, we grew up on some dumb ass storylines, but just taking in what just happen, my movie buff came out and realize that this shyt ran off the cliff.

Now the entire Bloodline storyline will be one big ass Joe Budden Mood Muzik song. Less is more.

Jay should have won the belt or at least let us settle with Silo murking him and Roman. Make this all make sense

Don't try to figure it out.

Just Let It Happen

 

[RammerJammer]

Like the Usos gone have to reconcile in like 4 months like the Hardys did in 09 cause I ain’t tryna see a Jimmy Uso singles run.

 

[g-ice]

Are you serious? Twins fight all the time, my mom wants to shoot her twin sister. Did you forget Roman telling Jey that Jimmy was jealous of him becoming the right hand man? They literally planted the seeds for this months ago.

Facts! This shyt will probably lead to a Fatal 4 Way when Solo eventually turns on Roman because of his ego tripping as well.

 

[FS4LFE]

A heel winning in heel ways, you new to wrasslin?

We’ve already seen this same finish 60 times. Stop being dense.

 

[Him]

Iyo speaking decent English

 

[Tres Leches]

Jimmy must’ve caught another DUI and Roman bailed him out

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

I love you too Io

 

[DaylitoJames]

This nikka Cody doesn’t know how to shut up.

Cody full of energy after drinking 2 energy drinks

 

[FS4LFE]

Wanting heels to win clean

Wanting heels who have constantly received outside help/ been champion for three years to win clean**

 

[Sghost597]

It’s not about the chip. It’s about a nikka being envious that his own blood is getting all this success. You claim it’s a a mid card act I think if done right it’ll elevate jimmy to where jey is currently at.

Nobody gonna gives a fukk about this feud without a title.

It's weak. If Jimmy is back in the bloodline come next Friday. It's full blown nWo jumping the shark.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

All in all though, tonight was a pretty good show, but it was probably the weakest PLE of the year, that shows how good WWE PLE’s have been this year.

Yeah the event itself was pretty good with a turd of a match in the middle of the BBQ. Yet, the entire event felt long as all hell and bloated as all fukk. This is respectfully coming from purogang triple OG. I'm used to long ass events, but the pacing of this event was all over the damn place.

• The Slim Jim battle royale should have been the opening preshow, instead of Peter Burg being a mark and a bunch of dikk wanking.
• Cody/Bork should have been a tad bit shorter, so Bork didn't have to split his pants into overtime.
• Ronda/Shayna was a fukking turd, and I hope they have a wonderful week.
• The triple threat match was just there, until the cinema kicked in
• Seth/Finn was underwhelming as all hell and honestly should have been a stipulation match
• Roman and Jey had weird ass pacing too, leading into a stupid gotcha surprise

I know I give Dub shyt, but one thing I can say about those long ass bloated events. The workrate takes the focus off of the events, being 10 hours maxed.

All and all, this event could have been better