i can imagine peter meeting the guardians:
*peter to quill*-"so u were like abducted by aliens, dude did they probe u? are u a sleeper agent "
quill-
*peter spots gamorra*-" are you the hulks sister or cousin...a she-hulk?"
gamorra-
*peter's dialed up senses aka ADHD causes him to move to the next member rocket*-"hey lil guy" *reaches in bag for a snack* "nice team mascot like scooby-doo".
rocket snarling in anger- "get ur stinking hands outta my face u furless douche"
peter-" omg u can talk" *grabs rocket who tries to get out of the young heroes grasp, like a tempering child*
rocket-
*peter twirls with the racc00n laughing excited as ever...suddenly he bums into something*
peter-"was this tree always in the avengers facility?"
*groot looking down waves*-"i am groot"
peter-
avengers watching-
*peter to quill*-"so u were like abducted by aliens, dude did they probe u? are u a sleeper agent "
quill-
*peter spots gamorra*-" are you the hulks sister or cousin...a she-hulk?"
gamorra-
*peter's dialed up senses aka ADHD causes him to move to the next member rocket*-"hey lil guy" *reaches in bag for a snack* "nice team mascot like scooby-doo".
rocket snarling in anger- "get ur stinking hands outta my face u furless douche"
peter-" omg u can talk" *grabs rocket who tries to get out of the young heroes grasp, like a tempering child*
rocket-
*peter twirls with the racc00n laughing excited as ever...suddenly he bums into something*
peter-"was this tree always in the avengers facility?"
*groot looking down waves*-"i am groot"
peter-
avengers watching-