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Ricky Church

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when I used to work for a certain promotion company in Newark, I used to have a front row seat to fukkery.

one club was so called "run by the mob" and the way they used to whoop dude's asses for being drunk and disorderly in the alley behind the club had me like :whoo:

co-owner was a Cuban dude that looked like Chris Masters, he was cool as shyt to me and my boys, comped us free bottles and V.I.P. treatment every night we was promoting there, but this dude was a beast.

fukked up part is we had actual cops on top of regular security but all the uniforms was on the payroll so they acted like they ain't know shyt.

I remember one night, straight chaos broke out and there was 2 security dudes tossing drunks out the club and one dude thought he was the hulk came back up the stairs at the one security nikka and got hit with a Leonidas "This Is Sparta" kick off the flight. shyt was :demonic:

dude got up and went over to the uniform, mouth full of blood talking bout "I was just trying to get my friend from inside, and he kicked me"
cop was :whistle:
 

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Bout to have me dig in the crates...

I've got a bunch, which do you wanna hear...

My oldhead getting knocked out on NYE.

My car getting towed in NYC and the ensuing fukkery.

Touchy feely in VIP with dime milf.

Take a chick home and get shot at outside of club.

Pole dancing with Indian chick.

Fight in the strip club.
 

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Yikes lol

I don't really go clubbing. I went maybe 4 or 5 times last year, for birthday parties, NYE etc.

One of the last times, I went alone (but was meeting friends there...guy friends) and so I was sipping my drink, people watching and dancing and some chick came up to me to tell me how classy I look. She followed me the entire night - became my best friend lol she was there with her man and my guy friends were swearing up and down that she'd approach me for a 3some. I left early and didn't find out. It was a bit awkward cause she at one point started flirting with this guy who is my friends' friend and plays for the Toronto football team and her man was right there...it didn't seem like he cared, but it was pretty rude. I honestly hate most people that go clubbing - I hate how they act like sluts, how they get sweaty when they dance, how they think they're so cool. Blah.
Same. I rarely go to clubs- only when severely pressured by friends. I don't give in easily to peer pressure.

BUT, the bolded happens more than one would think. I've been propositioned directly twice, and a few other 'hinting' situations. :snoop:
 
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