Official Serena GOAT Williams daps/appreciation thread

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Cacs don't get it, she's been keeping American tennis on the map for the entire century. All while dominating the next best player in her sport for the last 10 years to an 18-2 overall record :blessed:

:blessed::blessed:


Plus she coming for that Calendar Slam/tying Steffi Graf for most slams in Queens this Septemer:shaq:


Great article:http://verysmartbrothas.com/serena-williams-drinks-bathes-in-and-makes-lemonade-with-white-tears/


Serena Williams just beat Maria Sharapova. Again. Because that’s what she does. Chew bubble gum, beat Maria Sharapova, and win majors. And I have no doubt that, as long as she doesn’t become too distracted by the emojis Drake is texting her right now, she will beat Garbine Muguruza in the Wimbledon final.

There is a particular type of person who will read that last paragraph and become very angry. Whose soul is nicked with every one of her victories. And this tickles me. I am motherfukking tickled. Because it’s almost as if Serena Williams was specifically and intentionally created with the intention of pissing off the most racist sports fans possible. Her entire existence is an elaborate troll for White tears.

Be from Compton? Check. Dominate a sport traditionally dominated by conventionally attractive and affluent White women? Check. Do this while being “so thick that everybody else in the room is so uncomfortable“? Check. Rock literally every hairstyle every Black American woman has ever rocked, and sometimes all at the exact same time? Check. Despite endless attacks on her looks and “masculinity”, continue to have some of the most eligible Black bachelors in the country (literally) fight over her? Check. Have an active dad who gives no fukks about what White people think? Check. Do absolutely nothing remotely criminal or even rude, making the tearjerkers scour the Earth for shyt to criticize? Check.

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The saucer she uses to mix the tears

Are you tickled too? Because this is some tickling-ass shyt.
 
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