Official "rhyme like K-Rino" thread (props to Horse. kills for the idea)

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deals all april long on used notebooks. raising $ to get used card table to sell legit near west 4th. support the underground homeless economy..email me for info spckrino@aol.com..or check for me at the public library computers every afternoon.

Dry ass cac humor :scusthov:

You trying too hard my mayo eating friend

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the gnome was born from the lawn/
the lawn was formed in a bong/
the bong belonged to his mom who was formed in a hydrogen bomb/
the scissors live in the drawer/
the drawer lived in the desk/
the desk was formed from the questions on the test/
the rhymes came from my mind/
the violence formed in my thoughts/
first rapper to battle complete silence and lost/
K Rino
 
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Camron ft. K-Rino

[Camron]
Marsupial soupin'
me and Rino-K in the coup with them
cheat code unlock Pandora
chewin on sum granola
black widow and green leaf
visited Chesapeake
bays all around me
nikkas tryin to take my crown b.
Zeitgeist my mindframe
white america want me in chain gang

[K-Rino]
Now Listen!
A rapper, from the southwest runnin' from the law
in agony, like a dog with a splinter in it's paw
and that paw, was like Ed Edd Eddy Jaw's
breakers, tombstone white supremacy like the Undertaker
Download my mind via wi-fi
instead of killing young brothers via drive-by
march on Washington , Isiah
revolution is nigh, oppression see ya later
:laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff:
 

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I reach octaves that illuminated the hottest wattage
And drop gothic topics while I plot with my operatives in a cottage
K-Rino, I boa constrict the flow that you spit
Human DNA particles mixed with cobra and pit
I grab and slam you to the gravel like a gavel
My level is unpassable like a simultaneous backwards forward lateral
The grass I draft is super unnatural
I fly from Cape Canaveral through two galaxies in a capsule to battle you
We're syphilis that's absent of reasoning
Ashes burn, placed in a urn and dashed on red snapper for seasoning
I lead a primal legion, whose main reason for breathing
Is to cleat teeth in your vertebrae and start feeding off your spinal region
You got the mind rate of a primate
At the same time I climb straight to the peak of perfection in it's sublime state
Past, present and future millenniums
I live in 'em concurrently based on my mastery of space time continuum

Although his opinion was genuine, I was still forced to skin
And mentally hinder him, which eventually ended him
My work baffled the medical examiner
The en fuego flow, twenty times the degrees of the Sun times its diameter
The Iambic contaminate handler, annual rapper ghost channeler
With amphetamine injected elephant stamina
I slap Socrates and Euripides
They fell to the knees to witness me deliver these magnificent epiphanies
My list had became inebriated, what I create can never be destroyed
Yet I destroy things that are yet to be created
Jam K, you might Flambé, you ain't one-third of the rapper I was
Back when I was half the rapper I am today
You sweet as bakery pastry, I'm chasing you when you chase me
Blades protrude from my ribcage so you bleed when you embrace me
K-Rino is Amazing like Grace be, I'll become scolding liquid
In the palm of your hands and dare you to waste me
You'll get the lid stripped from your eyes, kidneys ripped from your sides
Dying with your internals afflicted with hives
Brick hit till he dies a violence laced cryptic surprise
And these five that I mentioned are the only the beginning of your demise
Have you wetter than rain, every inch of your sweater is stained
Leave it to hang it might take a hundred years or better to drain
You couldn't gain a grain against a micro thread of my brain
I think ahead of the dude that thinks ten years ahead of the game
Nuclear physicist, rocket scientist, micro surgeons
Have difficulties deciphering my dumbed down versions

I cover space in a ship laced from the base of the vessels head
Where I'm from the average Earth genius is placed in Special-Ed
It's apalling, I give telekinetic responses when you're calling
A sword extends out of my face when I get angry, like a Marlin
I lived on Earth and platooned in Jupiter's moons
Acclimated and grew accustomed to all the gas and the fumes
I bless the faithful with a plate full of lyrics till they were grateful
You didn't see me at all in March cause I was waiting for you in April
Presided over a council of writers like the Presidium
Commissioned by God to interpret alien idioms
Samples of bone marrow sit on the tip of my arrow
Triple Darkness manifested even my shadow got a shadow
Helicopters came to raid with mic clutching brigades
I'm double-dutching through the propellers without touching the blades
Manifested treacherous messages that push you to the edge of this
Subjected you to breathlessness with two handcuffed necklaces
Matched with the best, some doubt my tactics
But the fact is, I practice with accurate microsurgical exactness
My lyrics confidentially concede
Created a process so extreme that it's even kept a secret from me
I black out like I receive an injection
And resurrect with no recollection of intrepid ethereal verse conceptions
I gave language to man before the first letter began
Your skill can fit comfortably on the head of a pin
The imminent apotheosis of devious guys
Cut off my air supply I promise you I'll breathe through my eyes
I'm a sniper with virtue, the universal cipher you work through
The curve that extends infinitely till it's a circle
The Saturn ring crown wearer
With documented perilous terror that dates back to the Paleozoic Era
As I stare in my esoterical mirror
Compared to you, technologically undetectable frequency sound clearer
The known lyricist in existence fearer
Suicide bomb rhyme blast a broadcasts daily on Al Jazeera
Merking him wasn't easy, I tried homie believe me
His spirit was scared to leave his flesh knowing it had to see me
My aura's great, it's too late to arbitrate my horror rate
Compared to me, you ain't even close to being far away
Reduce you to a pool of anemic blood and dive in you
Off the top of Mount St. Helen's I'm piledriving you
Embalm you while your alive and leave nothing inside of you
Split you into quintuplets and murder all five of you
Couldn't slice my verses if I hand you a knife
Hit you with every sickness listed in Merck's Manual twice
I'm the storm that came instead of the calm that was supposed to come
Before the storm but had nothing to destroy after I came along

My capacity for thinking detracted him
A miniscule ounce of my minimum is seven times more than your maximum
Take a day to battle you and when I'm finished
I'll go home and relax for the remainder 23 hours and 30 minutes
 

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I reach octaves that illuminated the hottest wattage
And drop gothic topics while I plot with my operatives in a cottage
K-Rino, I boa constrict the flow that you spit
Human DNA particles mixed with cobra and pit
I grab and slam you to the gravel like a gavel
My level is unpassable like a simultaneous backwards forward lateral
The grass I draft is super unnatural
I fly from Cape Canaveral through two galaxies in a capsule to battle you
We're syphilis that's absent of reasoning
Ashes burn, placed in a urn and dashed on red snapper for seasoning
I lead a primal legion, whose main reason for breathing
Is to cleat teeth in your vertebrae and start feeding off your spinal region
You got the mind rate of a primate
At the same time I climb straight to the peak of perfection in it's sublime state
Past, present and future millenniums
I live in 'em concurrently based on my mastery of space time continuum

Although his opinion was genuine, I was still forced to skin
And mentally hinder him, which eventually ended him
My work baffled the medical examiner
The en fuego flow, twenty times the degrees of the Sun times its diameter
The Iambic contaminate handler, annual rapper ghost channeler
With amphetamine injected elephant stamina
I slap Socrates and Euripides
They fell to the knees to witness me deliver these magnificent epiphanies
My list had became inebriated, what I create can never be destroyed
Yet I destroy things that are yet to be created
Jam K, you might Flambé, you ain't one-third of the rapper I was
Back when I was half the rapper I am today
You sweet as bakery pastry, I'm chasing you when you chase me
Blades protrude from my ribcage so you bleed when you embrace me
K-Rino is Amazing like Grace be, I'll become scolding liquid
In the palm of your hands and dare you to waste me
You'll get the lid stripped from your eyes, kidneys ripped from your sides
Dying with your internals afflicted with hives
Brick hit till he dies a violence laced cryptic surprise
And these five that I mentioned are the only the beginning of your demise
Have you wetter than rain, every inch of your sweater is stained
Leave it to hang it might take a hundred years or better to drain
You couldn't gain a grain against a micro thread of my brain
I think ahead of the dude that thinks ten years ahead of the game
Nuclear physicist, rocket scientist, micro surgeons
Have difficulties deciphering my dumbed down versions

I cover space in a ship laced from the base of the vessels head
Where I'm from the average Earth genius is placed in Special-Ed
It's apalling, I give telekinetic responses when you're calling
A sword extends out of my face when I get angry, like a Marlin
I lived on Earth and platooned in Jupiter's moons
Acclimated and grew accustomed to all the gas and the fumes
I bless the faithful with a plate full of lyrics till they were grateful
You didn't see me at all in March cause I was waiting for you in April
Presided over a council of writers like the Presidium
Commissioned by God to interpret alien idioms
Samples of bone marrow sit on the tip of my arrow
Triple Darkness manifested even my shadow got a shadow
Helicopters came to raid with mic clutching brigades
I'm double-dutching through the propellers without touching the blades
Manifested treacherous messages that push you to the edge of this
Subjected you to breathlessness with two handcuffed necklaces
Matched with the best, some doubt my tactics
But the fact is, I practice with accurate microsurgical exactness
My lyrics confidentially concede
Created a process so extreme that it's even kept a secret from me
I black out like I receive an injection
And resurrect with no recollection of intrepid ethereal verse conceptions
I gave language to man before the first letter began
Your skill can fit comfortably on the head of a pin
The imminent apotheosis of devious guys
Cut off my air supply I promise you I'll breathe through my eyes
I'm a sniper with virtue, the universal cipher you work through
The curve that extends infinitely till it's a circle
The Saturn ring crown wearer
With documented perilous terror that dates back to the Paleozoic Era
As I stare in my esoterical mirror
Compared to you, technologically undetectable frequency sound clearer
The known lyricist in existence fearer
Suicide bomb rhyme blast a broadcasts daily on Al Jazeera
Merking him wasn't easy, I tried homie believe me
His spirit was scared to leave his flesh knowing it had to see me
My aura's great, it's too late to arbitrate my horror rate
Compared to me, you ain't even close to being far away
Reduce you to a pool of anemic blood and dive in you
Off the top of Mount St. Helen's I'm piledriving you
Embalm you while your alive and leave nothing inside of you
Split you into quintuplets and murder all five of you
Couldn't slice my verses if I hand you a knife
Hit you with every sickness listed in Merck's Manual twice
I'm the storm that came instead of the calm that was supposed to come
Before the storm but had nothing to destroy after I came along

My capacity for thinking detracted him
A miniscule ounce of my minimum is seven times more than your maximum
Take a day to battle you and when I'm finished
I'll go home and relax for the remainder 23 hours and 30 minutes

The song would've been even more brilliant if he inserted a few lines about monkey flipping rappers, being tougher than dikes and winning gunfights with megacops...than it would be one of the greatest songs of all-time according to cacs on the coli. :ehh:
 

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I see through you like Morpheus that time he sat on the couch
and slowly ate the program of your mind like a pouch
Then deprogrammed you into my teacher's life like a slouch
Then saw the doctor say "I am Illuminati" like a grouch
While I uploaded my code from my load in a bear
I rhyme while I change oil, same shyt different year

My style is like Morpheus, inside the cerebellum
I make 9 dollars and hour, I'm proud when I tell em
My boss is a reptillian, he's always on my back
But he loves that I'm a hard worker, burgers are always stacked
I ask for time off, to head to the studio
supercalifragilistic, I want me a groupie hoe
 

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Ayo ayo

my mindstate is a nation
my wives plates are Croatian (shout out to @The Ruler 09 )
nikkaz thinkin rhino sweet
since I reside in a basement
im en vogue, yall thinkin im hollow
tryin to free your mind...so your heart will follow
grand deception Rhino be hangin liars
well, at least I would be
if I wasnt changin tires
keep it up fools, thinkin Rhino is chump
thats like Rain Man meets Forest Gump
been in the game for years
they want me out in a hurry
Im best wit words...like 10W-30

RHINO
 

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the gnome was born from the lawn/
the lawn was formed in a bong/
the bong belonged to his mom who was formed in a hydrogen bomb/
the scissors live in the drawer/
the drawer lived in the desk/
the desk was formed from the questions on the test/
the rhymes came from my mind/
the violence formed in my thoughts/
first rapper to battle complete silence and lost/
K Rino
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The song would've been even more brilliant if he inserted a few lines about monkey flipping rappers, being tougher than dikes and winning gunfights with megacops...than it would be one of the greatest songs of all-time according to cacs on the coli. :ehh:
they not gonna like this....but i cannot deny the truth spit here :francis:
 

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my words have magnetic force like electron
the oppression in my body has me going crazy like a schizophrenic now im folding like a futon
I don't even know what I'm saying but it has more than 6 syllables
The CIA government top power thinks their invincible
controlling our solar system changing the course of time
planting our inner city youth with drugs watchin them enforce the crime
but once I intertwine anions and cations together
people brain molecules will change forever
and the ridicule will stop and cops will drop and a revolution will spark
and we'll embark on an adventure in a spaceship to mars
my pleasure will increase when I see the stars
And my aspiration to converse with alien will be fulfilled
snapping pictures for conformation so I can the life treasures can be instilled
in the general population
to inform them that the world domination is near
and provide them with souvenirs from my expedition
so they can persevere and prepare theirselves for the final mission
before it's too late
and the alien come and assassinate the human race
but our mind is deteriorating at a fast rate
I want to elaborate
but the drones are spectating from a distance
but I'm going to keep educating fukk a resistance
PURCHASE WEAPONS STAT !
OR OSAMA WILL RISE FROM HIS TOMBSTONE AND SUMMON AN ARMY FROM IRAQ
TO SUBTRACT OUR PEOPLE
THIS SITUATION IS LETHAL HURRY PLE- .....

-K RINO
 
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