Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[LimitedEdition]

I told him he had leftover cookies on his face and he stuck his tongue out to lick it off.

Spoiler

Cookies = my vagina

I said I was gonna comb my hair today, I lied like a mother fukker. I think ima let the Dominicans roller set my hair tomorrow.

Today Ima ball this shyt up in a knot and go skiing. A black girl skiing is always funny.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

So many cuties on the coli

 

[bcrusaderw]

Hyper-masculinity will be our downfall. Also, I need to do my nails. They're looking kind of haggard.

 

[KOOL-AID]

Hyper-masculinity will be our downfall. Also, I need to do my nails. They're looking kind of haggard.

what color are u gonna go for?
sidenote- this sugar and olive oil lip scrub is amazing, leaves my lips lookin delicious

 

[bcrusaderw]

what color are u gonna go for?
sidenote- this sugar and olive oil lip scrub is amazing, leaves my lips lookin delicious

Are you a man or woman? Let's settle this once and for all. I'm thinking orange.

 

[KOOL-AID]

Are you a man or woman? Let's settle this once and for all. I'm thinking orange.

I'm a living jar of juice....orange is a nice color.

 

[Meadow]

sidenote- this sugar and olive oil lip scrub is amazing, leaves my lips lookin delicious

 

[Meadow]

Tonight

 

[KOOL-AID]

jealous

 

[Meadow]

jealous

 

[KOOL-AID]

yea i stole ur smiley

 

[Another Man]

I'm a living jar of juice....orange is a nice color.

Live the sweet life brehs

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I use old school Vaseline for my lips

On fleek wallahi

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I took a chick out for Valentines day, and she put some of the stuff I got her on Instagram.

Does that mean we go together?

No, it doesn't, apparently, because I just got friendzoned.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]