I'm so excited for football season. My fantasy teams are beast.
I never got the gift I wanted for my bday. I lowkey upset but I have a plan in action to get it.
My wedding anniversary is Friday, 11 years now. I don't have any plans. I hope he does. I'm definitely not cooking.
My brother wants me to keep his fat ass daughter this weekend coming up. I hate to be mean but I dont like her. She is hard headed, runs around too much and has no discipline. I'd kick her ass in 10 seconds flat and then Ill be the bad guy. Nope, keep her ass home with you. Not gonna happen.
My nephew wanted a cat for his birthday

I didnt want to call him a ghey but I almost did.