VadersMater
Stanning has its benefits...
Thank you so much!!
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Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)
Thank you so much!!
my momma bought me some cherries. i was so excited. and then i ate them and now they might just rot in the fridge
i hope you enjoy yours tho
its funny going through my old texts and im just like "
i got dirt on you doggie 
"now this week i feature muse's text translations. presented by muse:
friend: hey did you talk to (your friend but now my friend too) to see when she wanted to go to the drag show?
TRANSLATION: hey i know i have her number, and i know you really dont wanna go, and i know this is something i wanna do but did you contact our friend to go to this drag show?
me: nope
TRANSLATION: uhh no. you can do that. i told you to do that
F: oh ok
T: can you please do it?
me: she said she down
what day you wanna?
do i gotta go? haha
T: i really dont wanna go and you know this and you're basically strong arming me but i will be the connect
F: i start school next week
T: i know you really dont wanna go. and i know i told you when i start school and we had this conversation multiple times. so we can go any day you wanna go since you dont wanna go and im asking you to
me: i know but what day
T: we just wasted time and texts when you could've picked alrady
F: what days is it?
T: i know this is something i wanna do and you dont, but ima be a lazy ass and ask you to look up the days of something you dont wanna do
me: i wanna curse you out right now *tell her days*
T: you are really testing my patience and im about to end this conversation in a minute and leave you sol
F: why you wanna do that?
*she picks a day and time*T: damn i guess i am pushing my luck, my bad
i proceed to invite another friend who in turn brings another friend. AND im not driving
and that concludes this week of muse's text translations
I'm about 62% sure this guy has a big dikk. Just based on the fact that he's Jamaican and skinny. 
I want to come right out and ask him if he's well endowed but maybe that's too much. If it's as nice as I think it is, I may have sex this year LMAO!!
I want to come right out and ask him if he's well endowed but maybe that's too much. If it's as nice as I think it is, I may have sex this year LMAO!!
I'm about 62% sure this guy has a big dikk. Just based on the fact that he's Jamaican and skinny.
If he's tall it's even more likely.
If he's tall it's even more likely.
He is. 6 ft something.
I have to work on Monday.
This is some bullshyt
This is some bullshyt
No prob i'll try to vote again tomorrow.
Passed up an excellent paying job for an unpaid internship. It was a gut decision, I have more of a chance moving up the ladder via the internship plus the lady that interviewed me was really awesome.
Plus they have huge clients.
Plus they have huge clients.
Omg I'm dying
wtf.
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DarlingNikki
lil baby
Bacardi Gold ok the rocks, it's gonna be a good ass night.
innocentdevil
:whoo:
DarlingNikki
lil baby
you just reminded me I don't work tomorrow and I got some vodka in the freezer
Yesss baby! I'm getting a lil tipsy now. Bacardi and Smirnoff mixed together.
innocentdevil
:whoo:
DarlingNikki
lil baby
I got cake vodka mixed with pineapple soda
Innoooo! Yes! I wished I lived in Cali so we could drink together.