Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[Yinny]

How long have you had it? I like my pill so far but I’m quick to change to a different method if it starts giving me crazy symptoms.

I just got it filled yesterday and my period for this month passed so I’m gonna put it in in ~3 weeks.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

There are some ungrateful people on this planet. That a$$hole shyt has a person talking themselves out of their own blessings and they don't even know it.

 

[13473]

saw this on twitter thread.

Spoiler

 

[EARFQUAKE]

"Alright Momma" this is the second time this year a young white person has called me Momma where is this old school lingo catching on from

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Wanna be like fukk nikkas, but I can’t. #nevergivingup

Honestly you deserve a good dude

 

[fckyoupayme]

I’m finally home and able to break in my air fryer. Chicken breast was delicious and juicy. $70 well spent

 

[Yinny]

Told my fam about my new beau

On separate occasions they’re like “Is he Black?”

I have never seriously dated anyone non-Black or Hispanic let me find out they think I’m #hawgset

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

This nikka is sooooooooooooo fukking boring. And then just be doing the most to try to get me on the phone and don't even be having shyt to say. I can't stand talking to him. I only called because I needed a hook up. Then he gonna call on a fake update. His boringness and lies irritates the fukk out of me. I have to carry the whole conversation or it turns into huge gaps of dead silence

Him: I made crab cakes...
Him: ...
Him: ...
Me: Okay, are they good?
Him: Yeah you should let me cook for you
Me: ...sure, maybe
Him: You might mess around and fall in love
Me: ...*rolls my eyes so far back into my head that I go blind for a few seconds*
Me: I've ate a lot of food. Never fell in love with it.
Him: Oh lol
Him: ...
Him: ...

 

[iBrowse]

This nikka is sooooooooooooo fukking boring. And then just be doing the most to try to get me on the phone and don't even be having shyt to say. I can't stand talking to him. I only called because I needed a hook up. Then he gonna call on a fake update. His boringness and lies irritates the fukk out of me. I have to carry the whole conversation or it turns into huge gaps of dead silence

Him: I made crab cakes...
Him: ...
Him: ...
Me: Okay, are they good?
Him: Yeah you should let me cook for you
Me: ...sure, maybe
Him: You might mess around and fall in love
Me: ...*rolls my eyes so far back into my head that I go blind for a few seconds*
Me: I've ate a lot of food. Never fell in love with it.
Him: Oh lol
Him: ...
Him: ...

:yellaeye:

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

:yellaeye:

This nikka be telling the dumbest lies. Then he forgets his fukking lies. I told him years ago I wasn't interested but keeps trying.

 

[iBrowse]

This nikka be telling the dumbest lies. Then he forgets his fukking lies. I told him years ago I wasn't interested but keeps trying.

You should troll him about whoever you're dealing with out of the blue

You: "Yo the craziest shyt happened to me!"
Him: "What's up "
You: "So this guy I'm dating is really funny and..."
Him: :killme: *click*

 

[Thegospel]

This nikka is sooooooooooooo fukking boring. And then just be doing the most to try to get me on the phone and don't even be having shyt to say. I can't stand talking to him. I only called because I needed a hook up. Then he gonna call on a fake update. His boringness and lies irritates the fukk out of me. I have to carry the whole conversation or it turns into huge gaps of dead silence

Him: I made crab cakes...
Him: ...
Him: ...
Me: Okay, are they good?
Him: Yeah you should let me cook for you
Me: ...sure, maybe
Him: You might mess around and fall in love
Me: ...*rolls my eyes so far back into my head that I go blind for a few seconds*
Me: I've ate a lot of food. Never fell in love with it.
Him: Oh lol
Him: ...
Him: ...

Lol y’all hilarious. Have you had sex yet with him?

Ladies only thread. My bad

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Lol y’all hilarious. Have you had sex yet with him?

Ladies only thread. My bad

No, we'll never have sex. I can't even stand a phone conversation with him. Why would I have sex with him? This is why we have our own section to keep that pervert mess out.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

These men wild boy.

Breh is on vacation and posts his adventures to his live. If I don't look at his live he'll just DMs the videos.



Another breh sends me a weird video on FB messager. 30 seconds later he sends me a message saying don't open b/c he was hacked. He was able to catch a hack 30 seconds after the fact? Man he's fast.

 

[Yinny]

Lmaooo