Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[CinnaSlim]

@CinnaSlim have you heard of hair banding where you section your hair and put multiple bands down to the end of your hair to stretch it out without adding heat?

Basically trying to stretch my hair without resorting to heat because the front is 4b but just a small portion at the nape section is 4c af and I need to lay off the flat irons to continue growth. I wonder if you can train your hair to stretch without using heat? I don't need or necessarily want straight hair, I just need the curls to elongate more.

Yeah i have. I just prefer threading because I dont have to keep up with a million ponytail holders but Ive done it before

 

[Sassy]

Wow..for the first time in 23 years, im actually going to get a sew in weave tomorrow. Style wise, i guess im getting it laid to the side. No point of doing anything extra until that day comes so im making it easier on the stylist amd myself.

Its going to look so weird on me for a min - im not used to weave or long hair in general.

My cousins b-day is in a week and i dont want to look regular.

I want my head slayed and my face beat to da gawds.

 

[EARFQUAKE]

I'm typically a patient person but I hate waiting without knowing what's going on.

 

[EARFQUAKE]

This video still cracks me up

 

[Sly Cooper]

Colorado in November

 

[EARFQUAKE]

There's really a video of a moderator's a$$hole floating around this website

 

[EARFQUAKE]

25 year old brother who was sponsoring local rappers and took performance photos of a bunch of mainstream rappers performing: I don't like today's rap
Me:
Brother: I don't like none of that mumble rap shyt
Me: Who do you like?
Mother: I like logic
Inside my head: no one asked you
Brother: I like [names people I can't even remember] I don't like any of the lils (this doesn't include Wayne)
Me: you don't like lil uzi vert?
Brother: whaaaaaaa????!!!! He's one of the worst ones! Do you know what his name means?
Me:
Brother: LUCIFER
Me: so?
Mother: what do you mean so? The moment I hear anyone is associated with that I'm no longer listening.
Brother: Exactly
Me:

 

[paperbag]

Nelly was so fine

 

[Blackout]

25 year old brother who was sponsoring local rappers and took performance photos of a bunch of mainstream rappers performing: I don't like today's rap
Me:
Brother: I don't like none of that mumble rap shyt
Me: Who do you like?
Mother: I like logic
Inside my head: no one asked you
Brother: I like [names people I can't even remember] I don't like any of the lils (this doesn't include Wayne)
Me: you don't like lil uzi vert?
Brother: whaaaaaaa????!!!! He's one of the worst ones! Do you know what his name means?
Me:
Brother: LUCIFER
Me: so?
Mother: what do you mean so? The moment I hear anyone is associated with that I'm no longer listening.
Brother: Exactly
Me:

Yo bro a real one.

 

[Mfalme_Perez]

I have a love/hate relationship with my birth control. (Nexplanon) Ever since I had this thing put in my cramping has gotten worse and I have two periods a month.

Any of you ladies have experience with this?

My baby girl Sunflower is nine months old and has no issues with her development despite her being born two months early.

I adore my son Isaiah, he's an amazing big brother and he turned 3 on the 15th, so proud! Love my babies!

African themed wedding??? Purple and white everything, including the Chuck Taylor's I'll be wearing underneath my dress.

 

[HarlemHottie]

I think you just wash it out with shampoo, it's only meant to be temporary. and there are 7 colors, i want it

I have this! It's bomb! I bought it to match my edges to some 99j marley hair. Washed out fine. I was gonna get the black one for my grays (just a few around my edges), but they were out.

 

[paperbag]

I have a love/hate relationship with my birth control. (Nexplanon) Ever since I had this thing put in my cramping has gotten worse and I have two periods a month.

Any of you ladies have experience with this?

My baby girl Sunflower is nine months old and has no issues with her development despite her being born two months early.

I adore my son Isaiah, he's an amazing big brother and he turned 3 on the 15th, so proud! Love my babies!

African themed wedding??? Purple and white everything, including the Chuck Taylor's I'll be wearing underneath my dress.

I never had side effects from implanon, its seems to be a love it or hate it for people. I loved it, and I have scar from 20 years ago from og noraplant. I had significantly reduced bleeding and I'm not really a cramper. But ive heard of women losing hair, terrible headaches.

 

[Mfalme_Perez]

I never had side effects from implanon, its seems to be a love it or hate it for people. I loved it, and I have scar from 20 years ago from og noraplant. I had significantly reduced bleeding and I'm not really a cramper. But ive heard of women losing hair, terrible headaches.

Damn, women were losing hair??? That's too much. I can't take anything with estrogen in it because I had bloodclots during both pregnancies. The doctor hit me with the on anything other than an implant. One more kid and I'm getting tied. Can't deal with this shyt anymore, lol.

 

[EARFQUAKE]

Got my new passport and passport card. I don't know where to go other than the Netherlands.

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

Got my new passport and passport card. I don't know where to go other than the Netherlands.