Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Someone inboxed me asking if I was you under a different name.

Ohh is that your girl??
I thought I recognized her

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I fukked up, in 100 different ways. Celibacy will make you insane, and Im sitting here having a moment of clarity. Of those 100 different ways, Im claiming temporary insanity for 97 of them. But Im not sure if that is going to be enough to make the real psycho disappear.

I feel you

I'm practicing celibacy as well

Trying to get in touch with my spiritual siDE

 

[sanityovar8ted]

i really wanna open up my own car repair/autobody shop so women will stop getting jugged by shiesty ass men mechanics. every time i get my car looked at i hafta tell my husband what to say for me cuz men do NOT take my car knowledge seriously and im sick of it. im always right when its some fucced up shyt and i cant say i told u so, cuz i feel bad being right *lesigh*

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

When the fukk is EA going to release Sims 4 for mac?!!? Jesus fukking christ it's been like 5 months since the game released

 

[XxBboyxX]

How did i miss this thread since registering?!?!?

Am i the lone latina on here

 

[XxBboyxX]

My bf just did my hair for me today (on some me trying to make him see how hard it is to maintain the hair he loves so much) and it looks probably the best I've ever seen it

Has the nerve to say..."that was easy"

LOL. My man cant even put my hair in a pony tail properly

 

[Colicat]

This "cab" driver comes to pick me up half an hour late in a damn sedan with out of state plates ....

I get in the back, the damn passenger seat is pushed ALL the way back and I have no room for my legs... My knees are in my effin chest

I miss my car...

 

[god shamgod]

nevermind

 

[Donald J Trump]

Givin these Instagram hoes ALLDA dikk SMFH

Aint you a hoe ass stripper too

 

[LimitedEdition]

Cramps are

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

LOL. My man cant even put my hair in a pony tail properly

Does he know how to pull it?

 

[CinnaSlim]

I miss Kool-Aid.

 

[Elle Driver]

My skin been breaking out

 

[SheeBadd]

His dikk Is