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My fukking eyes itch. Like my eyeballs itch. My lips itch also. My eyes itch like a motherfukker. A motherfukker.
My car broke down sunday. Got it fixed. drove it for one day. Broke down this morning.
But...when I'm broke, everything is all good. Everything works perfect. Got a little money, I knew this shyt was going to happen, stuff starts breaking down that cost money.

ANY MY fukkING EYES ITCH. LIKE MY fukkING EYEBALLS AND LASHES. MY REAL LASHES. I DON'T WEAR THE FAKE.

When I can, I'm going to the drug store and get some OTC shyt. If that don't work, I'm going to the doctor.

MY EYES REALLY fukkING ITCH.
 

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My fukking eyes itch. Like my eyeballs itch. My lips itch also. My eyes itch like a motherfukker. A motherfukker.
My car broke down sunday. Got it fixed. drove it for one day. Broke down this morning.
But...when I'm broke, everything is all good. Everything works perfect. Got a little money, I knew this shyt was going to happen, stuff starts breaking down that cost money.

ANY MY fukkING EYES ITCH. LIKE MY fukkING EYEBALLS AND LASHES. MY REAL LASHES. I DON'T WEAR THE FAKE.

When I can, I'm going to the drug store and get some OTC shyt. If that don't work, I'm going to the doctor.

MY EYES REALLY fukkING ITCH.
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On top of that, on Monday, went to eat and they lost my fukking card. Cancelled that bytch on the spot. don't play with my money and it is around the holidays. I DON"T TRUST YOU LIKE THAT!!

they still itch.
How does a waiter lose one's credit card :skip: Yeah most banks are quick with sending new ones though...I was an identity theft victim a couple months ago and got all of my fraudulent charges returned within a month with the new card sent to me in 4 days.

As far as your eyes go its usually related to allergens and/or dry eyes. Either you're exposed to allergens, consuming stuff that contains it, or you just need eye drops. If you've tried anything new..even makeup wise that can cause it. Still go to the doc though :manny:
 

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How does a waiter lose one's credit card :skip: Yeah most banks are quick with sending new ones though...I was an identity theft victim a couple months ago and got all of my fraudulent charges returned within a month with the new card sent to me in 4 days.

As far as your eyes go its usually related to allergens and/or dry eyes. Either you're exposed to allergens, consuming stuff that contains it, or you just need eye drops. If you've tried anything new..even makeup wise that can cause it. Still go to the doc though :manny:

My friend and I were sitting at the table and he decided to take our charge cards. So after some time we were like, where is our stuff. So she goes up there then screams my name like, these mutherfukkers lost your card. I'm like, hell no. It's the holidays, I don't trust you all like that. I called my bank and was like cancel that bytch because these motherfukkers lost my card and could have done anything to it and it's the holidays. The lady on the phone was like, no problem, give me your info, it is cancelled and I left.
 

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My fukking eyes itch. Like my eyeballs itch. My lips itch also. My eyes itch like a motherfukker. A motherfukker.
My car broke down sunday. Got it fixed. drove it for one day. Broke down this morning.
But...when I'm broke, everything is all good. Everything works perfect. Got a little money, I knew this shyt was going to happen, stuff starts breaking down that cost money.

ANY MY fukkING EYES ITCH. LIKE MY fukkING EYEBALLS AND LASHES. MY REAL LASHES. I DON'T WEAR THE FAKE.

When I can, I'm going to the drug store and get some OTC shyt. If that don't work, I'm going to the doctor.

MY EYES REALLY fukkING ITCH.

Take some benedryl plz.
 

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Take some benedryl plz.

I'm waiting for this dude to fix my car. Once finished, I am hitting the first drug store I see. Lord, Jesus help me.

I hope it is not this peanut butter I smashed this week, because that shyt is fire. I do not have a peanut butter allergy. I gonna get those liquid gels and pop them shyts open and put that stuff on my eyes.

fukk the bull shyt.
 

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All my threads are flopping
Here breh...I saw this 9.5 online and here's her mugshot:

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her name is
Angela Coates

you should do 13 pages at least.
 

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found out about this store called windsor, and basically, keep me out of chicago ridge mall
 
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