Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[CoolazzFemale]

i was wondering where this started from

 

[CinnaSlim]

Putting that boys name in the thread title is bringing newbies. I see a couple of joined yesterday posters around.

 

[Token]

I need to learn how to properly sun tan. I'm too pale

Omg I been sitting outside for like 10 minutes and there is already a tan line when I lift up my shorts that was quick. Aight lemme stop because I shole ain't got no sunscreen.

 

[Yinny]

When kids start looking like their ugly parent/s unappreciation. I guess it was bound to happen

Or when they have two very attractive parents but they come out funny looking,

my cat doesn't like whiskey apparently, that's what he gets for always trying to sniff my stuff

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

I want a whiskey when I'm sick, a woman when I'm well, it's nice to have 'em both sometimes when I feel like raising hell i love this band, they put on a hell of a live show, I got a hug from the lead singer lady my dikk gets instantly hard for a woman who can sing

 

[Ashley Banks]

I was watching an interview that one of my favorite boy bands did last year and at the end of the interview the lady that was interviewing them told them each to kiss her on one part of her body and they all had to choose different spots.

and people thought that was ok -___- wtf. I hope she got fired.

 

[Yinny]

....

 

[CoolazzFemale]

Product whore in me is starting up again

 

[muse]

i've decided im gonna go hard with my pursuit for kendrick lamar and elon musk
im not sure how to do this with elon because i cant find a social calendar for him

but it will be done

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

With all of the recent stories of shytty parents- my rant of the day:

Yet another kiddo doesn't show up for surgery. Not just a visit to the dentist office, but actual surgery in Children's hospital because their teeth were in need of it. These parents don't have to pay a PENNY (with their state funded insurance), and yet they choose to no call no show. Their poor little kids can get a serious infection any minute, they're very likely already in pain

Then I have families who barely don't qualify, and can't afford to pay the difference from what their shytty insurance covers.

Neglectful parent and insurance rant. Sounds about right.

 

[swimmingpools]

So much negativity.

 

[SiickCurllyGurl]

Note to self: never date a guy that's literally addicted to porn again...

Ulta's having their Liter sale and i got Pia's Pineapple Leave-In Conditioner, SEBASTIAN Drench Conditioner, PAUL MITCHELL Original The Detangler, KENRA PROFESSIONAL Moisturizing Conditioner.

Kenra and Pia might end up being staples.. theyre soooo good.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

i ask too many dayum questions mr text me and say he got asked to work late, but be dressed and ready to go when he get home. so im like why? honestly i really just wanted to know what i should wear cuz i have no fashion sense really. i wear sundresses and j's for christs sake. i hope i didnt fucc up the moment....oh well head means never having to say ur sorry.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

i ask too many dayum questions mr text me and say he got asked to work late, but be dressed and ready to go when he get home. so im like why? honestly i really just wanted to know what i should wear cuz i have no fashion sense really. i wear sundresses and j's for christs sake. i hope i didnt fucc up the moment....oh well head means never having to say ur sorry.

This could possibly be the best thing I've heard all week.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

and he was really trying his best not to tell me but thowd PI strikes again and i got it out of him and then i felt bad