DarlingNikki
lil baby
Found my Diamond Princess album in the basement.
Can't believe I was allowed to even own this that young. Wtf.
Can't believe I was allowed to even own this that young. Wtf.
Why do all the cute nikkas I encounter gotta be nutjobs?
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this is me, if you didn't know.
we keep getting calls from this indian guy, claiming to be with the government. we looked up his number and he def isn't part the govt. so i kept ignoring his calls. today he called and said the same bullshyt about taxes and i told him he wasn't fooling anyone. then he started cursing up a storm. imagine someone saying ever curse word ever in a thick punjab accent. shyt had me rolling. then he was like, "can i ask you one thing? what's your p*ssy colour?"
i might call him back and record him. shyt was too crazy.
please do. it will provide giggles and belly laughs for years to come.i might call him back and record him. shyt was too crazy.
please do. it will provide giggles and belly laughs for years to come.
Watching Orange is the New Black...
Do women still believe they're peeing out of their vagina?! I am at this scene!!
I recommend this show. It's hilarious.
Is that show good? I kinda wanna watch it.