Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[KOOL-AID]

my homeboy more or less offered his 17 year old daughters p*ssy to me yesterday

go ahead breh.....fill us in on what happens later

- So my asthma snuck up on me like a weird white person at work. Tapping you on your should like "Hey there you!" Announce yourself motherfukker. Don't be sneaking up on me while Im playing FarmVille

-I havent combed my hair all week. I washed it last week and put in some leave in and literally said fukk it. I need to do better. But Im getting my hair braided Wednesday so its all good.

-I haven't been able to run all week. I have a 10k coming up. Im sad . I think this week I took off being sick is gonna have my times looking all

Spoiler

I really been walking around looking like this

is dat really u

 

[SiickCurllyGurl]

my roommate is trifin' for making all this damn noise while this poor girl is trying to sleep after a rough night. COT DAMN STFU. banging all those pots and pans being all extra...

 

[Rawtid]

my homeboy more or less offered his 17 year old daughters p*ssy to me yesterday

Damn how old is your friend?

 

[charmander]

Damn how old is your friend?

he's 44

i talked to him today and he still on that same shyt too its like he really tryna get me to lay up with her

 

[Rawtid]

Reason 34246490 I didn't want to be friends with this nikka on social media. Yet he insisted. Lmao I have no chill... I tried to tell him.

 

[Seea]

Salmon. Thank you Baby J.

Wondering if past chemistry might re-awaken in the near future. Trying to keep a close eye on the recent development.

 

[Cappy77]

Today just flew by with the time change. I'm just not ready.
This straight hair isn't going to last much longer.

 

[KOOL-AID]

@Phoenix_Knightly23

 

[LimitedEdition]

is dat really u

nah, I'm professional catfish breh.

Prescription cough syrup is the best thing ever in life. I couldn't even cough if I tried right now. Wait is this a choking hazard?

The director for the entire Apple side of the company I work for is coming tomorrow. I really have to be to work on time tomorrow @ThiefyPoo For real for real Watch I show up at lunch. fukk them.

 

[KOOL-AID]

nah, I'm professional catfish breh.

*Changes coli top ten females list
beautiful and u got a sense of humor....never thought I'd say this but, I won't simp u, I need to stay away from u before I catch feelings

 

[Rawtid]

*Changes coli top ten females list
beautiful and u got a sense of humor....never thought I'd say this but, I won't simp u, I need to stay away from u before I catch feelings

Damn I wonder how you'd feel if you saw her eyes. She could be cock eyed as hell and you've already sold her the dream.

 

[KOOL-AID]

Damn I wonder how you'd feel if you saw her eyes. She could be cock eyed as hell and you've already sold her the dream.

U mean these eyes

- . I think this week I took off being sick is gonna have my times looking all

Spoiler

I really been walking around looking like this

I didn't sell her anything, I simply told her how I felt. She seems like a cool person, I just can't simp her, I'll catch permanent feelings.

 

[Rawtid]

U mean these eyes

I didn't sell her anything, I simply told her how I felt. She seems like a cool person, I just can't simp her, I'll catch permanent feelings.

Lol yeah I meant mouth but thought eyes. Simp on breh.

 

[KOOL-AID]

Lol yeah I meant mouth but thought eyes. Simp on breh.

What part of I won't simp her don't u understand....I will simp u tho

 

[Rawtid]

What part of I won't simp her don't u understand....I will simp u tho

Don't simp me, I'm ungrateful and undeserving of such attention.

Yo I just want a good nights sleep... A full nights sleep. "So much in my mind that I just can't recline"