Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[LimitedEdition]

-Yoga It feels soooooo good to stretch. My current inflexibilty makes me feel so tho.

-They are so right. Anything you dont use you lose. My current fitness state is PATHETIC in my opinion. I jog 3 miles and want to die. I was doing 5 with no problem last year. My shins on life support, I cant run more than 1 mile in under 8 minutes, touching my toes vs putting my hands flat on the ground. I wish I would try to do a split. Im a sad case. But Im working on it.Im shooting for full recovery by the summer. I refuse to lose.

-Im going puppy window shopping tomorrow after my tattoo appointment. Im so excited. I wanna play with some teddy bears and morkies.

- Drinking 64+ oz of water a day is a hassle. Where can i sign up to get an IV at?

 

[Token]

Aye so Im going to see my older brother next month, his lady is about to birth his first seed. That lil nikka is gonna be dimey enough to fukk my future wife in 20 yrs

But anyway
What should you get for 2 new parents? I've never met her so idk what she's into, idk if that matters


@Token my nephew is gonna be a walkin talkin NATO meeting, black/dominican/brazilian/chinese
World peace in a stroller.

Get the baby diapers or socks and onesies. You don't really need to get them anything... It's all about the babbeh now.

@ that mixture. If he's a gentlemanly scholar I might allow him one of my nieces hand in marriage. They all are already like 5 but by the time they're 30 I'll have them robbing cradles so it's coo.

 

[yeahisaidit]

Friend-Girl: We should watch the games at BBW!
Me: At Big Black Women












Took me 10 minutes to figure out she meant Buffalo Wild Wings. I blame JBO

 

[Rawtid]

Friend-Girl: We should watch the games at BBW!
Me: At Big Black Women












Took me 10 minutes to figure out she meant Buffalo Wild Wings. I blame JBO

That's exactly what I thought it meant. Did she mean BWW?

 

[BigGucciNoah]

yall so crazyU

 

[BigGucciNoah]

wwerrrreaddyy

 

[BigGucciNoah]

get the baby bottles breh

 

[BigGucciNoah]

O.K KKKAY

 

[yeahisaidit]

That's exactly what I thought it meant. Did she mean BWW?

She did, lol.

 

[ANewClassic]

Never put your faith in unfaithful people

 

[Lana Kane]

I was so drunk last night, wtf. 3 tall cans and I was walking with a limp.
In other news, it's almost been two years natural and I'm seeing improvement
I'm really debating on getting marley braids for my birthday or something.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

In other news, it's almost been two years natural and I'm seeing improvement
.

 

[Lana Kane]

It's slowly growing but it's growing.
OAN: What the shyt happened in TLR? I've been catching up thanks to @Theraflu. #newrules?

 

[Raava]

I was so drunk last night, wtf. 3 tall cans and I was walking with a limp.
In other news, it's almost been two years natural and I'm seeing improvement
I'm really debating on getting marley braids for my birthday or something.

I did some Marley twist. Loved them, and got lots pf compliments on them. It gives you a break from dealing with your hair. Made me consider locks...

 

[Lana Kane]

I did some Marley twist. Loved them, and got lots pf compliments on them. It gives you a break from dealing with your hair. Made me consider locks...

I'm sick of wearing lacefronts. I had sex last week and that shyt nearly fell off in the middle of the bed
How long does it take to put in? Around what cost? I wouldn't mind going to NYC or something to get them done by a legit technician. I love locks but just not on me. I'm too impatient for that haha.