Official Olympic opening ceremony thread

[GreatestLaker]

What's the point of the Queen now? She has no power at all. Just a walking statue.

 

[DalMem]

Pound for pound, more than the US.

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[Gilver]

oh word?

like last Olympics?

Yes, like the last olympics. Where we won more gold medals than the US in relation to our population sizes.

 

[PYRRHUS 88]

What's the point of the Queen now? She has no power at all. Just a walking statue.

Like the President of the US

 

[Lewis Black]

correcting somebody's grammar already proves you have no come backs.

How many gold medals is England gonna win?

My nikka up the thread

Olympic Medals: America vs England/Gbritain

 

[GreatestLaker]

Like the President of the US

President has power. The Queen has NONE.

 

[Premeditated]

GB athletes look like complete squares.

American and Jamaican male athletes are about to run through their women while their corny ass male athletes sit back and watch in admiration.

 

[SCORCH]

how is that music cultured? explain to me how?

Listen pal, go back to your flo-rida. You're obviously too upset to have a civilised debate.

 

[Roid Jones]

Ali

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Wearing glasses at night?

Ali is that guy huh?

 

[Premeditated]

damn


an American athlete got the biggest applause of the night

Ali...!!!!

Bumayay....!!!

 

[Gilver]

Ali

Meh.

I'm sure we could have found ourselves a half dead british athlete of our own to do what he's doing.

 

[Nemesis]

Ali

 

[concise]

Ali can't possibly need money to be coming out like this

 

[Harry Sax]

what channel yall on? nbc aint showin it yet