Essential Official Netflix Thread

[DeeezNuts]

Spoiler: Spoiler: I care a lot

. Man fukk this wack ass movie.. you mean to tell me, you a Russian gangsta.. that got bodies and you can’t kill this fukkin white bytch? Come on son.. I know how these Russian gangsters give it up... all that soft shyt they did killed it for me...movie was wack to me cuz of that.. they made the bytch go toe to toe with the Russians.. how that shyt sound? FOH

 

[Mr.Plan B]

Spoiler: Spoiler: I care a lot

. Man fukk this wack ass movie.. you mean to tell me, you a Russian gangsta.. that got bodies and you can’t kill this fukkin white bytch? Come on son.. I know how these Russian gangsters give it up... all that soft shyt they did killed it for me...movie was wack to me cuz of that.. they made the bytch go toe to toe with the Russians.. how that shyt sound? FOH

That whole movie I was waiting for them to dead that bytch, some stupid whore fem bytch made this stupid movie.

 

[DeeezNuts]

That whole movie I was waiting for them to dead that bytch, some stupid whore fem bytch made this stupid movie.

Spoiler: Spoiler

Son I was waiting for that shyt the entire fukkin time.., this dumb bytch was cocky too like she can’t get touched... shyt had me heated.. took me 3 tries to finally finish the movie... I suspected this movie was made by a feminist bytch

 

[pete clemenza]

Spoiler: Spoiler: I care a lot

. Man fukk this wack ass movie.. you mean to tell me, you a Russian gangsta.. that got bodies and you can’t kill this fukkin white bytch? Come on son.. I know how these Russian gangsters give it up... all that soft shyt they did killed it for me...movie was wack to me cuz of that.. they made the bytch go toe to toe with the Russians.. how that shyt sound? FOH

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Facts, she should've been bodied right after she refused the money from the lawyer. The plot only got away with this because she had their diamonds and they wanted them back. But yet that was kinda ruined as well with them trying to kill her with the car accident. And that chemical they injected her with didn't work. These were my only hang ups as I enjoyed this one start to finish. Taking the risk making a story this and Pike's performance is top notch

 

[Da Jungles]

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Facts, she should've been bodied right after she refused the money from the lawyer. The plot only got away with this because she had their diamonds and they wanted them back. But yet that was kinda ruined as well with them trying to kill her with the car accident. And that chemical they injected her with didn't work. These were my only hang ups as I enjoyed this one start to finish. Taking the risk making a story this and Pike's performance is top notch

Spoiler

I thought the injection was alcohol.

From the car scene forward, the movie becomes BULLshyt after BULLshyt

 

[Verbal Kint]

I'm like 75% of the way through I Care A Lot and cmon son

Spoiler: why

why is the supposed mob so bad at killing people? Both these broads are up and strolling around a day after the mob tried to kill them

 

[Verbal Kint]

I hated white Tiger. Not saying it was a bad film. It was good..It had a good storyline amd actors great and all that, but I really despised the main character and all that weird Indian shot (dude was a pervert creep fondling himself in front of a woman, people hitting amd slapping eachother, dude saying fukk his family and the child they hit with the car, getting the Muslim dude fired.). I hated the character so much that I couldn’t even cheer for him.he was a piece of shyt

I didn't like it because I felt like the set up was a lie. I get that the main character was the narrator and was an unreliable one, but still... He set it up as if he was always planning to hustle, to grind his way to the top so you watch the whole time expecting him to make moves or play the long game. Instead he basically snitched on the driver then spent years actually being the dutiful servant. No plots, no schemes, nothing. Just going along with it. It wasn't until they made him sign those papers that he even thought to get money on the side, and then not until he knew he was about to get fired that he made a real move. There was nothing special or interesting about him at all

 

[Verbal Kint]

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Son I was waiting for that shyt the entire fukkin time.., this dumb bytch was cocky too like she can’t get touched... shyt had me heated.. took me 3 tries to finally finish the movie... I suspected this movie was made by a feminist bytch

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plus she was ranting and raving about how hard it is to be a woman or some nonsense. The judge was an idiot too. My thing is for a movie like that to work you have to give the main character some likeable quality. Yea they can be a terrible person but make her personable or funny or have some reason for hustling other than pure greed. Movies about bad guys can be cool when they're fun to watch like Nino Brown. She had a despicable hustle and was boring too. Spent the whole movie just hoping for her to get killed

 

[Ducktales]

I didn't like it because I felt like the set up was a lie. I get that the main character was the narrator and was an unreliable one, but still... He set it up as if he was always planning to hustle, to grind his way to the top so you watch the whole time expecting him to make moves or play the long game. Instead he basically snitched on the driver then spent years actually being the dutiful servant. No plots, no schemes, nothing. Just going along with it. It wasn't until they made him sign those papers that he even thought to get money on the side, and then not until he knew he was about to get fired that he made a real move. There was nothing special or interesting about him at all

You said it even better.

 

[Ducktales]

He explained that it was in their culture and he had no one to tell him that wasn't a thing you do in public in front of people. He had to learn personal hygiene too. He didn't know all that was wrong his entire life until somebody-the girl- finally told him. Just like there's Chinese that come to the US to visit and they don't know you shouldn't dig in your nose and fart out loud in public. You'd be surprised

I understood completely why they had those scenes. I lived in Japan 2 years and they culture so different from ours. It’s not that. I’m just saying even understanding that, it made me hate his character more, because I couldn’t find any qualities he had to make me cheer for him. Good movie. I just personally wasn’t fukking with it. That’s all. I’ll compare his character to even someone like Daniel Day Lewis in there will be Blood. He was really a whole mother level of ambitious and was truly cold hearted. I rooted against him at the end. But his character was just so much more interesting to me. And yes I know those are completely different movies. The character just didn’t capture anything that grabbed my attention I watch a lot of foreign films too. Great movie storyline, but didn’t enjoy it. Just didn’t care about any of the characters .

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

'I Care A Lot' is fire!

Just started this


I'm heated already and don't want to keep watching


This dyke white hoe got me steamed less than 10 mins in

 

[DeeezNuts]

Just started this


I'm heated already and don't want to keep watching


This dyke white hoe got me steamed less than 10 mins in

welcome to the club fam... hate that bytch.. you’ll see

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

welcome to the club fam... hate that bytch.. you’ll see

Imma keep watching but I better see this bih get literally stomped out

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

1hr 24 mins into this movie

If this white bytch don't get it at the end I swear ta gawd I'm canceling Netflix
And randomly slapping a white bytch tomorrow


*edit
8 mins left in this movie

fukk this shyt


Letting white hoes win

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

Spoiler: Spoiler: I care a lot

. Man fukk this wack ass movie.. you mean to tell me, you a Russian gangsta.. that got bodies and you can’t kill this fukkin white bytch? Come on son.. I know how these Russian gangsters give it up... all that soft shyt they did killed it for me...movie was wack to me cuz of that.. they made the bytch go toe to toe with the Russians.. how that shyt sound? FOH

I'm like 75% of the way through I Care A Lot and cmon son

Spoiler: why

why is the supposed mob so bad at killing people? Both these broads are up and strolling around a day after the mob tried to kill them

1hr 24 mins into this movie

If this white bytch don't get it at the end I swear ta gawd I'm canceling Netflix
And randomly slapping a white bytch tomorrow


*edit
8 mins left in this movie

fukk this shyt


Letting white hoes win

I’m so mad at myself for sitting through that bullshyt.

Spoiler

Not only were the Russian mobsters unbelievably bad at killing (how you botch the killings of both broads ) but the writing was so trash that they really wanted us to believe that a ruthless Russian mob boss overlooked this broad torturing him AND his mother to partner with her to start a corporation?

You can tell this came from the demented minds of a liberal LGBTQLMNOP+* that has no idea how the minds of these sociopaths work. They really wrote a movie about two Dikes taking down the Russian mob that was ran by a dwarf.

This bullshyt fukked up my night, can’t get over how trash this was.