Official Jurassic World Thread

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What would they be able to do after World though. I can only think of the Raptors in the warzones.
 

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Really fun movie. I give it an 8.5. Great for what it was, and can't think of any critism really.

I will say this though, they didn't have to do that brunette babysitter chick like that. :mjlol: At least have her do something mean spirited if you're going to brutalize a character like that.

The first female death in a Jurassic Park movie was the most brutal.
 

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This movie was so fukken terrible even though I saw it in the theater. Lol

Mannnn has there ever been a Jurassic movie that was a box office bomb?

These movies are going to make money regardless.
I say the next version is going to be Jurassic Sea World: Underwater Version.
 

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I am almost thru now and I had to stop come here just to say WTF, at that whole wack emotional scene after the pterodactyl attack. Sh!t was atrocious. People are screaming, yelling and running franticly and he's kissing this b!tch in the middle of it all, then she gives this fake motherly speech to the boys in all the madness. STOP!

And the storyline was atrocious. Horrid ass movie so far. Some okay action, nothing spectacular though. And why the hell are they even allowed to make fuxing dinosaurs again. And these characters are annoying and their dialogue meh in so many places.

Lol at making even bigger dinosaurs then before and thinking they could control them. And militarizing dinosaurs...OKAY?! Eh eh. And you telling me you have whole fuxing island of these creatures who've broken out before but you dont have any weapons on hand to put them down quickly if they get out of hand. Still no real security measures. SMH.

I found myself laughing at the absurdity of this spectacle. I'll only have interest in another Jurassic Park\World\Adventure if Turok is in it putting in work to clear these white folks mess up. Just do the damn Turok - Jurassic Adventure movie and end the whole series. PLZ!

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Just watched it and felt the same way. The plot was ridiculous, even for a Jurassic Park movie.

Now it's time to watch Cinema Sins breakdown the tomfoolery. :blesed:

 
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Really fun movie. I give it an 8.5. Great for what it was, and can't think of any critism really.

I will say this though, they didn't have to do that brunette babysitter chick like that. :mjlol: At least have her do something mean spirited if you're going to brutalize a character like that.


Was on HBO tonight and I stopped flicking through channels for a moment right before the pterodactyls get loose. What a horrible movie. The dialogue, acting, the red headed leading actress, just awful. I dont know how anybody could have sat through that entire film. I'd rather die.

Have to say though, the brunette's death as you mentioned, was disturbing and completely unneccesary. I couldnt sit through the rest of that film so I googled her to see if she survived that cuz that was overkill. I googled it thinking her character's actions beforehand warranted such a vicious death, but it seems the general concensus is that it was messed up.
 

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This movie was really mediocre and relied on nostalgia to trick people into thinking it was good. Chris Pratt was boring in this, the kids were annoying.

This simply wasn't a good movie. Plot holes and silly shyt everywhere
 

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I loved it BUT

:beli: You telling me you couldn't just step outside and see if this mother fukker climb the wall or not? Why not call right there and get a answer on where the Dino is?

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Why they try to make this red headed chick swift as the wind like Marion Jones with heels on?

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How come the black dude didn't have a bigger part since he raised the raptors just like Pratt?


:russ:White peoples trying to control dinosaurs and ALWAYS fukkING UP!!
 
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