Official Jurassic World Thread

[Spaceman Piff]

crazy how the og dinos look better than the new dinos

trailer looked good.. i like the idea of it finally being a theme park

the humans

 

[lutha]

aight, overall that was a good trailer cause of all the dinos, but whomever thought it was a good idea to have the opening scene be him cracking a cheap sex joke, smh....so they've taken the 2 male leads from the first movie and put them together: pratt's character, smh....yea, i'm get drunk as hell before i see this just so i can tune out the talking and just enjoy the dinos.....

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

Looks fukking awful.

Jurassic park should have stayed a stand alone film because its a terrible franchise.

 

[Doctor Doom]

Ol'boy from Parks and rec is scust. how the fukk did he get this part?

fukk it, I know I am going to be watching this when it comes out.

I know this movie is probably PG 13, but I want to see some children being eaten by dinosaurs.

Keep Star Lord's name out ya mouth, boy

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

the new trailer looks better than the first one but I still expect mediocrity from this movie

 

[Adam3000]

new Rex is putting in work!

Good god, I didn't think it could get any worse than what we have already seen

Absolutely horrible plot, and downgrade across the board in terms of on-screen dinosaur visuals

Dug the tracker out of its skin?

Talking to the pterodactyls?

 

[jwinfield]

Nick Miller and Andy Dwyer in a movie together though

 

[wire28]

Good god, I didn't think it could get any worse than what we have already seen

Absolutely horrible plot, and downgrade across the board in terms of on-screen dinosaur visuals

Dug the tracker out of its skin?

Talking to the pterodactyls?

even the writers at syfy lookin like

 

[Cowboyz89]

Looks awful.....like last movie at the redbox and you dont want to go home with nothing awful
Late night cable watch when you come home drunk with nothing better to do awful.
Show up to the theatre and the movie you want to see is sold out so you are stuck with this awful

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

even the writers at syfy lookin like

More like, "That was our idea!"

Studio:

 

[twan83]

can you say part 2 of this movie same premise
engineered dinosaur goes on rampage cuz its too smart

part 2


engineered dinosaur goes on rampage cuz its too smart

im Still at the raptors listening to him in the beginning

 

[Macon Dead III]

new Rex is putting in work!

2:00

Running from a T-Rex in high heels?

 

[pickles]

Watched the trailer again, changed my mind, it looks like hot garbage.

Scust.

He telling the velociraptors to "stand down"? :whatthehell?:

Still going to get my money though.

 

[TheGodling]

2:00

Running from a T-Rex in high heels?

This shyt just reminded me of the opening scene of It Follows with the chick in high heels running for like a minute straight on and off the curb of the road and even across lawns and shyt like a certified prostitute.

 

[SmarkMero]

He telling the velociraptors to "stand down"? :whatthehell?:

Looking like they do a Heel turn...

B.D Wong the GAWD