OFFICIAL JOKE THREAD. Why couldn't jesus eat MnMs?

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Why did bdizzle go to the barber :troll:?

I'd chose my words very carefully if I was you, the Most High doesn't tolerate disrespecting the hairline of his prophets :isupk:

2 Kings 2:23-24 said:
23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

You've been warned :ufdup:
 

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So a naked woman walks into a bar and asks for a beer...

The bartender stares at her body from head to toe then serves her a beer. She drinks it and asks for another beer. The bartender stares at her for longer and serves her a second beer. The woman again drinks it and asks for a third beer.

Then the bartender starts to look at her with an amused expression, until the woman says:

-- What, have you never seen a naked woman before?

-- That I have, miss. I'm wondering where you're keeping the money to pay for the beers.
 

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The way you stole this smiley from me :banderas:.

The Most High gave me that smiley in a vision

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