OFFICIAL Game of Holmes Season 8 Thread - A Dream of Flat Tops 4/14/19

[Devilinurear]

White walker set

We got a dragon

We got hodor

We got the numbers.

 

[GOAT]

Where's Baratheon stans at?
Hell, Rhaegawd snatched Ned's sister the gully way and impregnated the hoe. even sang to her to make her all

Then got his chest caved in for his troubles.

 

[daemonova]

Where's Baratheon stans at?
Hell, Rhaegawd snatched Ned's sister the gully way and impregnated the hoe. even sang to her to make her all

The baratheons beat the targaerean where it mattered, when Robert's warhammer caved in pretty boy fairy rhaegar's chest

 

[daemonova]

White walker set

We got a dragon

We got hodor

We got the numbers.

So did ramsey, and he got his shyt ate

 

[Soundbwoy]

honestly, where is the rest of #stannisset at did yall take the black or did yall switch up to one of the #usurperset

 

[fact]

Rhaegar the irrelevent dead sperm donor. Barely worthy of a mention.

That’s what WE ALL SCCCCCCRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

 

[fact]

honestly, where is the rest of #stannisset at did yall take the black or did yall switch up to one of the #usurperset

I’m in here like the night is full of terror, my g

 

[fact]

The baratheons beat the targaerean where it mattered, when Robert's warhammer caved in pretty boy fairy rhaegar's chest

A couple small folk are still eating off them Rubies that washed up. His prophecy was to get his heart taken by Bob, could you even imagine being born, instead of learning how to fight, you go off and learn musical instruments so you can lay with your friend Griff, and entertain better men at tourneys. You end up getting half the realm fukked up because you fall in love with a mystery knight (assume since she was such a great knight, issa boy ) . You tried to hide a child, arborgoldpapi, but Pusha-B decided to hit you with these bars on the fork, “Aegonon”. I can’t believe the big homey Dunk traded his life for urs, you stranger damned fool. The Targs and the Baratheons were fam from Orys and Aegon 1, and lil emo R comes through to fukk it all up on some “I see you have a war hammer and the hands of the warrior in andal form, may I play you ‘the bear and the maiden fair’ on my flute, my dear Robert”. The laughing storm reborn ended up instead wanting to put a hole in the ground under Rhae Rhae’s chest.

 

[MidniteJay]

A couple small folk are still eating off them Rubies that washed up. His prophecy was to get his heart taken by Bob, could you even imagine being born, instead of learning how to fight, you go off and learn musical instruments so you can lay with your friend Griff, and entertain better men at tourneys. You end up getting half the realm fukked up because you fall in love with a mystery knight (assume since she was such a great knight, issa boy ) . You tried to hide a child, arborgoldpapi, but Pusha-B decided to hit you with these bars on the fork, “Aegonon”. I can’t believe the big homey Dunk traded his life for urs, you stranger damned fool. The Targs and the Baratheons were fam from Orys and Aegon 1, and lil emo R comes through to fukk it all up on some “I see you have a war hammer and the hands of the warrior in andal form, may I play you ‘the bear and the maiden fair’ on my flute, my dear Robert”. The laughing storm reborn ended up instead wanting to put a hole in the ground under Rhae Rhae’s chest.

Ole medieval bishounen ass nikka

 

[Remote]

So did ramsey, and he got his shyt ate

He's part of you now

 

[DonKnock]

It won't be a happy ending for y'all.

#NightSet

 

[southern.girl]

You realize he's said on several occasions hes not a Stark right?

Jon has always wanted to BE a Stark though. It’s a major story arc for him.

He also told Theon that “he didn’t have to choose” when they were discussing Theons dilemma between the blood of his family versus the Starks hat raised him.

We also see that Theon would’ve been better off if he acknowledged his family blood line but lived by his Stark ethics. This is foreshadowing for Jon too. He’ll acknowledge being a Targ, but he lives his life & makes major decisions as a Stark & to protect the Starks.

 

[southern.girl]

100%! JON IS A STARK. His whole value system is based off Ned. He would die for every STARK sibling. He is a STARK! STARK GANG!

If Dany tried to harm any Stark sibling, Jon would kill her without hesitation. And he might end up doing that

Yep. You betta let ‘em know!

 

[southern.girl]

Breh we done SEEN how that “I’m the King, bend the knee or face my wrath” shyt ultimately works.

And besides that we’re all conveniently forgetting that Jon doesn’t WANT to be King. Dude was gonna ride off into oblivion before Sansa showed up with her weak ass crocodile tears talking about “save Rickon” when all she really wanted was to get Winterfell from Ramsay.

Jon is King because its NECESSARY for him to have power to coordinate the war with the White Walkers. In true STARK fashion he’s doing his duty. Banging Dany is simply ONE perk against a mountain of shyt he’d rather not deal with.

Hell i’ll even put Coli cash on betting that Season 8 ends with anyone BUT Jon sitting on the Iron Throne. He doesn’t want to be a Targ, a King, or a ruler. The two things he’s always wanted were to be a legitimatimized STARK and to be a Ranger

This is such a shallow view of Sansa. She knows that she (nor Jon) would never be safe, and always on the run, if Ramsey and Cercei were still looking for them. She wants safety & peace for herself, and now that she knows that her family is alive, she wants the same for them.

Sansa is more political and does what she needs to, to get shyt done...like a true Queen. Had it not been for her putting a battery in Jon's back, the Starks would've never reunited and Jon would've rode off into the sunset until the WW killed everybody. At least now people are aligning with one another to fight back (against the WW). Thank you Sansa!

 

[Norrin Radd]

This is such a shallow view of Sansa. She knows that she (nor Jon) would never be safe, and always on the run, if Ramsey and Cercei were still looking for them. She wants safety & peace for herself, and now that she knows that her family is alive, she wants the same for them.

Sansa is more political and does what she needs to, to get shyt done...like a true Queen. Had it not been for her putting a battery in Jon's back, the Starks would've never reunited and Jon would've rode off into the sunset until the WW killed everybody. At least now people are aligning with one another to fight back (against the WW). Thank you Sansa!

Big facts. Boltons would still have Winterfell if it wasn't for Sansa.