Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)

[Adam3000]

Rickon is too preoccupied to be king by the way. You spent the last 3 years hyping him up.

Ummmm....Rickon sacrificed himself basically to save the world. Jon was lost without him. Now he is King Azor Stark

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I cant be the only breh that was watching the 1st season like "it's gonna be a massacre when dude come through westeros and start crushing skyscrapers like godzilla"


only to when he died of a blood infection

 

[Adam3000]

I cant be the only breh that was watching the 1st season like "it's gonna be a massacre when dude come through westeros and start crushing skyscrapers like godzilla"


only to when he died of a blood infection

He didn't die of an infection. He died because his wife murdered him because she hated cripples and wanted to free herself up to fukk dirty errand boys

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

just finished season 5!!!!

JON SNOW!!!!!


#STARKSET is really done

Ned Stark's two oldest sons taken out, betrayed by those they trusted

Jon knew them dudes at the Night's Watch wasn't f'in with him like that, why ain't he bounce

ol Samwell knew what was up and got up out of dodge


how come he aint tryna convince his boy to come with him?


This is it. The end of an era. When I saw the white walker give him that "Come at me breh"

I really thought for sure that him and Snowman was gonna have that showdown

only for Jon to go back to his own ppl and get got


this is it for me, brehs. I don't know if I can go on.

House Barantheon done for good, House of Stark practically non existent

Sansa gon be getting raped by that sick fakkit Ramsey every day, he basically gon f$ck the Stark out of her

Arya blind now and can't see, about to be walking around like the old Targ dude

Bran is lord knows where

and Rickon changed his name to Tyrone and out somewhere chillin in the countryside in witness protection

House of Stark is no more

only good thing about this episode was Cersei getting made to do that walk of shame, and no lie, brehs, after a few min, I started feeling sorry for her. when ol girl stripped her clothes off, the ppl in the crowd gasped, and I did too on some "my word"

them titties was sittin right tho even though I ain't even about that PAWG life

after they made her do that walk and dudes started spitting in her face, I started to long for those good ole days when the Lannister name meant something.

I mean, I'm #targset, but the Lannister name used to mean something out in these skreets

when she walked through the castle doors, it was sad. She done messed over so many folks that everybody was sitting there like

even the maester was lowkey

brehs loved seeing her humbled. Joffrey and Tywin would have never went for this blatant disrespect of the queen mother

Imma need them ISISparrows dropped. I can't stand religious freak hypocrites. I need them to go on some Joffrey "KILL THEM ALL"

sick fakkits gettin off on abusing women and gays

I don't even like the gays like that, but dang

all in all, this was an awesome season finale, dont know how Imma make it without Jon Snow. He was the best part of the show. That epic showdown with the white walkers


I hate the writers, if I catch them out in the streets, it's

come at me breh

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

He didn't die of an infection. He died because his wife murdered him because she hated cripples and wanted to free herself up to fukk dirty errand boys

He was a vegetable breh

 

[42 Monks]

#stannisset

yal still here?

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

wait a min.... there was still one more ep in season 5 to go... I ain't done yet!

THAT wasn't the season finale? I don't know if I can take any more foolishness and f@ckery brehs

 

[Soundbwoy]

#stannisset

yal still here?

too soon

 

[The_Unchosen_One]

too soon

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Like Cain and Abel....Ceasar and Brutus....back stabbers do this...

you forgot Jesus and Judas.... backstabbers they do this...

forgive them father....

 

[Baracka Flocka Flame]

Damn just watched this season. Stannis Set took the world's biggest L.

Burn your daughter alive over a charlatan brehs

 

[Maxine Shaw]

This set shyt has to now stop, the true enemy is out there, gotta unite and band together with King Stannis and Snowman Jon leading the charge

Burn your daughter alive over a charlatan brehs

And then get murked by a woman on top of that.

 

[Los!]

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Damn just watched this season. Stannis Set took the world's biggest L.

Burn your daughter alive over a charlatan brehs

negged.

 

[Chip Skylark]

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