Official Game of Thrones Season 4 Thread *The North Remembers*(NO SPOILERS!!)

[beanz]

Brehs can I mention some more Kingsguard piff? Aite yall know Barristan Selmy, who is with Dany now. Dude is old but is like the Michael Jordan of knights. Lemme tell yall a story while I waste time at work...

Aite so one day a ten year old Barristan Selmy decides to enter a tournament as a mystery knight so no one knows he's a lil nikka. The contestants laugh at him, but good Prince Duncan Targaryen agreed to joust with him, and gave him his nickname: Barristan The Bold.

Fast forward a bit. He's 16 now, unhorsing the prince and great knights in tournaments. Finally the king (Aegon V) decides this nikka is too ill so he knights him.



He joins the Kingsguard at the age of 21 and immediately starts making a name for himself. A few years later a lord decides King Aerys (Dany's dad) ain't shyt so he stops paying taxes. Everyone starts saying "damn you should send your Hand Tywin to handle this shyt" but Aerys is jealous, and decides he's gonna prove to the world how brolic he is. He leads a force to the lord's castle to attack...but in the process gets captured like a bytch


Tywin decided he was gonna send a huge ass army to destroy the castle, but it's lord told em ayo, if I see ANY nikkas imma kill the king. That shyt convinced Tywin not to go Rains of Castemere on their ass


So what do they do? They decide to send one knight into the castle to save the king. And naturally they decide to send Barristan The Bold. Barristan sneaks in on some Solid Snake shyt, kills a few guards, and finds the king...but learns they been torturing the king. Yall wondered why he is called The Mad King? He was tortured to madness by some tax dodging cacs. Call em House Romney


Barristan escapes out the castle with the king, but not before killing dozens of dudes. Afterwards the lord of the castle comes out on some shyt trying to beg forgiveness and Tywin hits em with the . They kill their entire family, including the lil kids, and extinguish their house.

Interesting side note, he extinguished that whole house

Except one person because he was a kid and barristan asked them not to kill him

Ser dontos

 

[Jax]

didn't quite a few targs die out that way?
didn't one of you drink that green shyt and off yrselfs?
haven't baratheon/stark defeated y'all before

Haven't we taken over the whole THANG with three dragons before? and then proceeded to rule the next thousand years?

 

[T-K-G]

The hittas don't even know hes in town. nikka snuck in the night like Nasir in QB.

Oblock Oburryn looked Tyrion dead in his face and told him he was War Ready
nikka straight up stabbed someone for singin that lannister song :ross:

fukk WAT YA HEARD, OBLOCK BURRR IS A DIRTY nikka

WAR READY p*ssy BOI WE ALL CAN DIE TONITE

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Haven't we taken over the whole THANG with three dragons before? and then proceeded to rule the next thousand years?

if you think things will be going that way again

 

[HookersandIceCream]

10,000 men couldn't taken over a burnt out winter fell much less kings landing

 

[Jax]

if you think things will be going that way again

We'll make them go that way

this ain't a democracy.

 

[The G.O.D II]

nikka looked Tyrion dead in his face and told him he was War Ready, nikka straight up stabbed someone for singin that lannister song

Come on breh. Tyrion is UGOD status. Hes nobody. You think stabbing up some foot soldiers is gully? Ty fyfee have this nikka selling ass with red ale on his lips if he wanted to.

 

[T-K-G]

Come on breh. Tyrion is UGOD status. Hes nobody. You think stabbing up some foot soldiers is gully? Ty fyfee have this nikka selling ass with red ale on his lips if he wanted to.

 

[Adam3000]

Updating the GoT power rankings after episode 1, things still looking good for StarkSet

1) Gawdbody Bran
2) Arya
3) The Hound
4) Jon Snow
5) Rickon
6) Sansa
7) OBlock
8) Barristan the Bold
9) Olenna Tyrell
10) King Stannis Baratheon

 

[Box Cutta]

LOL, took me a second to realize what FTK meant....

 

[STAN JONES]

10,000 men couldn't taken over a burnt out winter fell much less kings landing

But what about 10,000 men and 3 dragons

 

[HookersandIceCream]

But what about 10,000 men and 3 dragons

You have dragons but no riders

 

[The G.O.D II]

Levels

 

[T-K-G]

Levels

Oblock finna make Tywin his bytch there's some levels fo yo ass

 

[STAN JONES]

Updating the GoT power rankings after episode 1, things still looking good for StarkSet

1) Gawdbody Bran
2) Arya
3) The Hound
4) Jon Snow
5) Rickon
6) Sansa
7) OBlock
8) Barristan the Bold
9) Olenna Tyrell
10) King Stannis Baratheon

This shyt looking worse than a Todd McShay prospect ranking list

A cripple @ #1?

Arya @ 2?

Sansa making the list?

Rickon?

I had to Google just to see who that no name nikka was