RenAi!
Half RenAi, Half Amazin'.
Alright, I didn't even go a club tonight. I was dragged out to a foreign cult movie (battle royale for all the otakus), but I only went because I'm tryin to smash this wimp's foreigner girlfriend. Imma learn her language and then imma flee the country once I impregnate her. 
I've seen this movie a million times since 2001 but I haven't been outside in ages due to starting up a business so I got sauced the fukk up with ten ounces of grey goose total with some orange juice.
My roomate and I did the stereotypical thing and talked mega shyt all the way through the movie (shyt does NOT stand the test of time), got nowhere with the chick and now we've been stuck in this jack 'n the box drive thru for the past twenty minutes because someone in our group that graduated from college is too broke to go to Denny's
I'm still David Hasslehoff sauced, listening Flyamsam repeatedly in my headphones. SWISS SIRLOIN BURGER! WHADDUP COLI?!?


I've seen this movie a million times since 2001 but I haven't been outside in ages due to starting up a business so I got sauced the fukk up with ten ounces of grey goose total with some orange juice.
My roomate and I did the stereotypical thing and talked mega shyt all the way through the movie (shyt does NOT stand the test of time), got nowhere with the chick and now we've been stuck in this jack 'n the box drive thru for the past twenty minutes because someone in our group that graduated from college is too broke to go to Denny's

I'm still David Hasslehoff sauced, listening Flyamsam repeatedly in my headphones. SWISS SIRLOIN BURGER! WHADDUP COLI?!?

