*OFFICIAL* Coli Vegas Stories Thread

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dikk. That post-nut clarity had me like the fukk there's another dikk in here :huhldup:


Another awkward 5-10 minutes and they wrapped up. I was busy looking through the room for liquor for me and the girl I nutted in while they finshed up cause we had run out :pachaha:

Found a bottle of something and chilled for a sec on the couch with her, I guess she was done. My boy walks into the room with the other two and it's over. He's like powerwalking out the door and I just shrug my shoulders and look at her like peace:youngsabo:

Still had the wine bottle in hand. Whole thing wasn't more than 30 minutes:lolbron:

30 mins... damn ......

-Vegas the land of hoes and shyt, literally.. i dont know what it is lately maybe cause im out there more or how i present myself but girls been wanting me to pimp them out there now :dahell: im talkin about this is a common request :dahell: or they already got pimps but say they need a new one to hold them down :dahell: not gonna lie the amount of girls sellin p*ssy in vegas that you would think are regular girls in the day time make you go :jbhmm: and think twice about every girl you meet :jbhmm:

-the local girls working at the stores in the malls are way more aggressive hitting on me / my friends than LA or the bay. Theyre pretty straight forward about fukkin I think they like that they know they not boutta see em again..



if you got a girl and she say she goin to vegas with her female friends :francis: its over :francis: theres like a 10% chance she stayed loyal through out the weekend

So basically, when Las Vegas started that "What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas", they were saying they were the proto-Dubai

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Breh you a brolic promoter light skin dude
No shade..hoes will flock

Any advice for the rest of us regular looking brehs ?

girls all shape and sizes and tastes in men in vegas. you'll win with somethin if you actually tryna take somethin back
 

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I was getting some car dome from this girl I met a couple weeks prior (another native Las Vegan) in the drivers seat once in a casino parking lot and I see this incredulous black security guard roll up on me :merchant:

I was pretty drunk (we just left the club), and she was really into it giving that good sloppy toppy so she didn't even notice :whew:


At first he doesn't see what's going on lookin at me like :dahell: then realizing the situation and:leon:


I signal through the window as he's creeping closer to :whoa:

This whole time she's still goin in, head bobbin up and down in plain view of this dude :bryan::steviej:

He stops like a couple feet away from the car, and I'm feeling like :to::mjcry:
But right as I think he's gonna tap the window he doesn't do anything. He just turns around kind of loitering as she's finishing up :ohlawd:

If I was sober I'd probably stop her but at that point I'm about to nut and I'm lit so I don't care :ooh:


So she finishes up. Swallowed the nut and cleaned the tip too :smugbiden:

I see my boy outside looking like :heh:


I put my dikk back, I give him the thumbs up and he takes a couple steps toward the car and as she's recovering herself he taps the window :lolbron:

I open the window and he's like "ya'll doin alright in here?":russ:

I said yeah, we were just leaving :blessed:
He said "Alright have a good night stay safe" :myman:

We take off, and she was like "that was close":ehh:

I said "yeah for sure. If he came any earlier..." :mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

To this day that's my security guard mayne :to:
 

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I remember this one time a few years back(I was like 21), my boy and I are talking about driving to Vegas for the weekend.

We're tryna get the plans straight, where we're gonna stay etc. and my boy mentions that he knows this girl that moved there.

I ask about the girl, and basically they used to talk all the time and I assumed they fukked. I tell him to hit the girl up and see what's up with her.

This dude starts texting her and she responds damn near immediately, after not speaking for over a year. He tells her about us tryna come out to Vegas, and this chick offers to fly both of us out there.:leon:

Now I don't even know this chick, my boy didn't even tell me about her until minutes ago, and this chick is offering to fly us both out there minutes after reconnecting with him?.:wtf:

We say fukk it, why not? And sure enough this chick books us tickets (first class too :gladbron:) and the next weekend we arrive in Vegas like:jawalrus:

Now we take a cab to her apartment, and the first thing I notice is that it's a really nice place. We greet the chick and she's bad, but also notice inside her apartment is really nice. That night we hit the strip and she's pushing a really nice car too.

I'm wondering how this chick can afford this, because she's only 21. She aint close with her parents neither, so they aren't bank rolling all this shyt.

Now she tells me she's a gogo dancer and a bottle server, and that's nice, but i'm suspecting this girl is slangin p*ssy.:youngsabo:

We party it up, we're drinking, and this chick ends up introducing us to a few of her "dancer" friends. Now all these chicks are fukkable, they range from like a 6 to a 9, nice bodies, probably like 21-22 years old, so we like:shaq:

The party goes back to her place, we hit the pool, they bust out the weed, still drinkin, and these hoes are getting horny. They're basically giving me and my boy the eye, but the chick who flew us out here is like:wtb:

She snatches up my nikka and pulls him into the apartment and he's like:patrice: They basically having an argument in there and i'm just chillin with these bytches and on the inside i'm like:pachaha:

One of the chicks drops that she actually lives in the same complex and she wants to go grab something to drink. I take that opportunity to suggest I roll with her, cause I gotta use the bathroom(not really). Basically when we get inside I start

kissing her and we're soon fukking. Unfortunately I went raw:snoop: the alcohol had us fukked up, but this chick was a legit 8 and at that moment we gave no fukks.:ld:

We end up back at the first apartment, and i'm pretty sure my man was arguing with this chick the whole time.:heh:

It's about 4:00am at this point, and the chick I fukked was headed back to her place and wanted me to come back with her. I told her "Yeah I'll be there in a bit,I just wanna make sure everything's good here". She goes back to her place, and

there's still one girl left besides the one arguing with my friend up in the bedroom. We take a couple shots, and I end up fukking her too:yikess:

Afterwards I dipped out of the apartment and hit up the first girl I smashed:mjpls: and fukked around with her some more before we both passed out.

The next morning we head out for breakfast and I say to my nikka "It sounded like y'all we arguing all night:damn:"
and he goes "we were:shaq2:" .

Basically his chick got jealous and didn't want him to smash any of her friends. So I told him how my night went and dude was :martin:.

I was giving him shyt about that for weeks afterwards.:mjlol:

FYI this was also my first STD paranoia scare, cause I hit a couple of dancer bytches raw.:beli: However after a couple tests months later I got off clean:whew:

Word to the wise, buy condoms beforehand brehs, because when that moment comes up it's hard to stop it, especially if she's bad as fukk.:mjcry:

Vegas brehs:myman:
 

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Y'all just abandoned this thread. That ain't the Coli way. More stories, please!

I'd love to go to Vegas, but convincing my friends is an issue.
 
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