*OFFICIAL* Coli Vegas Stories Thread

[VegasCAC]

As a local, I've experienced the full greatness Las Vegas has to offer

It's truly a special place in every way, with ridiculous amounts of fukkery

Share your stories in this thread brehs

@So-Chi @itsyoung!! @AITheAnswerAI @OnlyInCalifornia @Bret Easton Ellis @focusloco


Other brehs and brehettes feel free to contribute

 

[So-Chi]

I got some... I'll be bike

 

[OnlyInCalifornia]

I have a lot of random ass stories...friends being stupid enough to buy shytty yay off the guys at the Excalibur/NY NY bridge (sell waters by day, yayo by night lol) and then driving all the way back to CA in the same night....fukkery over off Spring Mountain at Pho Kim Long at 4 am drunken.....clowning fat hookers bouncing to shyt hotels like Hooters and Tropicana....

New Years eve like 7-8 years ago my two friends smiling, happy as fukk thinking they are really something because this black girl came up to them both and locked arms talking about how cute they were, walked with them for a while flirting they are flirting back.......only for us to get inside a casino and the light hit that adams apple just right

 

[VegasCAC]

I guess I'll start with one

So I used to work higher-end retail at a major casino on the strip when I was in college. It was a job where 18-22 year olds like myself all worked so it had a dope social dynamic, and trust me, I was getting it in with my female co-workers

One afternoon, me and my Mexican co-worker breh were on the sales floor and it was pretty slow, so we're just choppin it up about what our plans are after we get off work at 10

Suddenly, a group of tourists struts into the store. Three 35-45 year old decently attractive Latina and CAC women followed by their husbands.

They're definite MILF/goldigger status and all of them are obviously a bit drunk so we know we about to get some sales

So the husbands wander off in the store, and my Mexican breh starts helping out the MILFS.

Out of NOWHERE, the Latina one hits him with the

She tells him "You're really cute, what are you doing tonight "

Her husband is standing like 15 feet away Must be something about Vegas

So they exchange numbers in the fitting room real low-key, and she tells him that they're staying in the same hotel Her husband pays for all the shyt, drops a couple grand on this thot

The simps leave the store first real excited about hitting the sportsbook, and right before she leaves out the door past the theft-scanners she shoots a look back and's like, "You can bring him too " referring to me

So now we gotta gameplan . I'd never had group sex before so I was kind of ambivalent about coming through if that's what was going down We don't even know what's going to happen tonight

So we get off at 10 then start kicking it on the Strip with some drinks, just waiting

At about 11:30, my boy gets a call

Guess who it is

She sounds drunk as fukk on the phone, and lets us know her room number. Says their husbands are out gambling and won't be back til late

The liquid courage takes over. We look at each other like... fukk it let's go

Gave all three of them the full Vegas experience that night

Even took the expensive ass hotel wine bottle from their suite when we were done



























Trust your significant other in Vegas, brehs

 

[Mr.Plan B]

Me and my boy supposed to be going to Vegas this next year for whole week.

I'll see how the life is out there.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I guess I'll start with one

So I used to work higher-end retail at a major casino on the strip when I was in college. It was a job where 18-22 year olds like myself all worked so it had a dope social dynamic, and trust me, I was getting it in with my female co-workers

One afternoon, me and my Mexican co-worker breh were on the sales floor and it was pretty slow, so we're just choppin it up about what our plans are after we get off work at 10

Suddenly, a group of tourists struts into the store. Three 35-45 year old decently attractive Latina and CAC women followed by their husbands.

They're definite MILF/goldigger status and all of them are obviously a bit drunk so we know we about to get some sales

So the husbands wander off in the store, and my Mexican breh starts helping out the MILFS.

Out of NOWHERE, the Latina one hits him with the

She tells him "You're really cute, what are you doing tonight "

Her husband is standing like 15 feet away Must be something about Vegas

So they exchange numbers in the fitting room real low-key, and she tells him that they're staying in the same hotel Her husband pays for all the shyt, drops a couple grand on this thot

The simps leave the store first real excited about hitting the sportsbook, and right before she leaves out the door past the theft-scanners she shoots a look back and's like, "You can bring him too " referring to me

So now we gotta gameplan . I'd never had group sex before so I was kind of ambivalent about coming through if that's what was going down We don't even know what's going to happen tonight

So we get off at 10 then start kicking it on the Strip with some drinks, just waiting

At about 11:30, my boy gets a call

Guess who it is

She sounds drunk as fukk on the phone, and lets us know her room number. Says their husbands are out gambling and won't be back til late

The liquid courage takes over. We look at each other like... fukk it let's go

Gave all three of them the full Vegas experience that night

Even took the expensive ass hotel wine bottle from their suite when we were done



























Trust your significant other in Vegas, brehs

Jesus

Milfs are the easiest smash outside of Vegas

Just imagin in Vegas

 

[VegasCAC]

Jesus

Milfs are the easiest smash outside of Vegas

Just imagin in Vegas

Vegas in general does something to women

 

[newworldafro]

Vegas in general does something to women

Details of the 5some?
You kept the same condom on the whole time?

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

I'm going to Vegas for New Years but my experience probably won't be thread worthy.

There won't be any hook ups, no drugs, no over the top drunken behavior. It'll probably seem pretty damn boring to most people but I'll love it

 

[VegasCAC]

Details of the 5some?
You kept the same condom on the whole time?

To be honest the actual experience wasn't like a porno

When we came in it didn't pop off immediately us 5 were just chillin on the king bed in the suite being drunk. I most mostly talking to the two white ones that were aight but not like the Latina

Next thing you know I look over and the Latina and my boy are going at it making out and shyt

The two white women didn't do any lesbian shyt . But they started fooling around and sucking my dikk

Meanwhile my breh and his girl on the top of the bed fukking

At my young age I could barely handle watching two girls do that shyt to me so I was just like

To be honest I didn't want the puss from them anyway, just the Latina

But I ended up sliding inside one of em Raw

The sensory overload of two bytches moaning super loud and her surprisingly decent p*ssy going in raw was too much

So I nutted inside her

Didn't even get to touch the fine one
I got up and wiped off, and by this time the other white one and the Latina were sucking broz dikk. That post-nut clarity had me like the fukk there's another dikk in here


Another awkward 5-10 minutes and they wrapped up. I was busy looking through the room for liquor for me and the girl I nutted in while they finshed up cause we had run out

Found a bottle of something and chilled for a sec on the couch with her, I guess she was done. My boy walks into the room with the other two and it's over. He's like powerwalking out the door and I just shrug my shoulders and look at her like peace

Still had the wine bottle in hand. Whole thing wasn't more than 30 minutes

 

[itsyoung!!]

Jesus

Milfs are the easiest smash outside of Vegas

Just imagin in Vegas

-ive had girls come into my vip section, look at my friends and say im tryna fukk im from (insert random state or country like Australia) and I leave tomorrow and since we was near they hotel they cashed out on a suite just so they can fukk girls out there cash out on fukkin

-vegas the first time I ever took molly

-had a girl fly out there during mayweather fight weekend, she landed at midnight or so, we fukked - she stayed at my time share, then she flew back to sf at 9 in the morning she literally flew out there for a few hours just to get it in then fly back

-Vegas the land of hoes and shyt, literally.. i dont know what it is lately maybe cause im out there more or how i present myself but girls been wanting me to pimp them out there now im talkin about this is a common request or they already got pimps but say they need a new one to hold them down not gonna lie the amount of girls sellin p*ssy in vegas that you would think are regular girls in the day time make you go and think twice about every girl you meet

-the local girls working at the stores in the malls are way more aggressive hitting on me / my friends than LA or the bay. Theyre pretty straight forward about fukkin I think they like that they know they not boutta see em again..



if you got a girl and she say she goin to vegas with her female friends its over theres like a 10% chance she stayed loyal through out the weekend

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

-ive had girls come into my vip section, look at my friends and say im tryna fukk im from (insert random state or country like Australia) and I leave tomorrow and since we was near they hotel they cashed out on a suite just so they can fukk girls out there cash out on fukkin

-vegas the first time I ever took molly

-had a girl fly out there during mayweather fight weekend, she landed at midnight or so, we fukked - she stayed at my time share, then she flew back to sf at 9 in the morning she literally flew out there for a few hours just to get it in then fly back

-Vegas the land of hoes and shyt, literally.. i dont know what it is lately maybe cause im out there more or how i present myself but girls been wanting me to pimp them out there now im talkin about this is a common request or they already got pimps but say they need a new one to hold them down not gonna lie the amount of girls sellin p*ssy in vegas that you would think are regular girls in the day time make you go and think twice about every girl you meet

-the local girls working at the stores in the malls are way more aggressive hitting on me / my friends than LA or the bay. Theyre pretty straight forward about fukkin I think they like that they know they not boutta see em again..



if you got a girl and she say she goin to vegas with her female friends its over theres like a 10% chance she stayed loyal through out the weekend

Breh you a brolic promoter light skin dude
No shade..hoes will flock

Any advice for the rest of us regular looking brehs ?

 

[Stir Fry]

I'm going to Vegas for New Years but my experience probably won't be thread worthy.

There won't be any hook ups, no drugs, no over the top drunken behavior. It'll probably seem pretty damn boring to most people but I'll love it

That's ok. Just share some selfies from your trip with us

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I'm going to Vegas for New Years but my experience probably won't be thread worthy.

There won't be any hook ups, no drugs, no over the top drunken behavior. It'll probably seem pretty damn boring to most people but I'll love it

Ohh Vegas new years
How many of y'all going

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

That's ok. Just share some selfies from your trip with us

Maybe

Ohh Vegas new years
How many of y'all going

It's just two of us this time. It'll be my first time going.