Lol
This is perfect.
"Live in New Hampshire, we have Game 2 of the Democratic Primary Finals. Marv Alberts here with Doug Collins. Team Bernie Sanders coming off a tough loss in Iowa to Team Buttigieg. Controversy surrounding the win as replay cleary showed Buttigieg's last second shot not only missing the basket completely, but released a good 12 seconds after time expired while his foot was on the line. Still however for some reason the refs inexplicably awarded him 3 points for the missed attempt, along with a 2-point victory, and declared the play ineligible for review as they ran off the court to a chorus of boos from the Iowa faithful in attendance.
Undaunted, Team Sanders looks to bounce back with a strong showing here this evening.
Tonights referees in attendance are veteran officials Tom Perez, Hillary Clinton, and Chris Matthews."
How about this
"Throughout this Democratic Primary of uncertainty. There was one thing that was certain. The Clinton's reign was over. Therefore, the focus of the Democrats' leading stars became crystal clear: earn the crown that has eluded them. But as the primaries progressed, most were left to reflect on a missed opportunity.
(flash the dropped out candidates)
Still, one denied star managed to shine. A celebrated socialist is moments away from leading his bros into battle. It's the 2nd trip to the Dem primary finals for Bernie Sanders. Will the special forces surrounding the Senator continue to torment his opponents? Two consecutive primary wins makes him the prohibitive favorite and moves Sanders that much closer to the nomination he covets.
Uncertainty defined Pete Buttigieg and Amy Klobuchar's primary season. But turmoil and lackluster results by Biden and Warren have given way to spectacular achievement and moderate acrimony
. When this unconventional collection of centrists lost their leader, they never lost heart. Instead it inspired them to last second heroics and peak performances that have the skeptics asking and voters begging, 'can the midwesterners do it again?"The window of opportunity is now. But who will persevere through the uncertainty and pressure of a Democratic nomination. This much is certain, the Nevada caucuses and South Carolina primary ARE NEXT."
