Official Army of the Dead Thread

[Majestyx]

the budget for this movie coulda went towards reparations or student loan debt.

 

[duckbutta]

they got an hour before the bomb hits but every other 5 minutes is a 1 minute of the characters just being like

20 minutes to get all the cash and get it to the helicopter but they not at all factoring in how far the helicopter needed to be from the blast

 

[duckbutta]

You always have to suspend belief with these movies, but damn-- im just in the opening sequence, and it's hard to accept there would be such incompetent soldiers in charge of escorting something that dangerous. And the actual military would absolutely have air support for the caravan for the entire journey.

The car had its brights on shining in both the soldiers faces and they never once looked up at it to see what the fukk it was .

This also means that NONE OF THE OTHER SUPPORT VEHICLES SAW THE CAR AS WELL

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

The bytch this nikkas daughter wanted to save so bad died in the chopper crash right? bytch got her pops killed for nothing

 

[Max.]

The bytch this nikkas daughter wanted to save so bad died in the chopper crash right? bytch got her pops killed for nothing

They all died for the same amount as a fukkn toyota tacoma

Lmaooo

 

[50CentStan]

Idk if it's just me but the audio for Netflix movies is terrible. It be too cinema sound like if I turn the shyt all the way up and they whispering it sounds like a whisper. Then auto gun fire be loud af. My neighbors probably think my crib getting shot up there's no normal volume I can watch at, hear everything without going extra loud.

 

[duckbutta]

Exactly one zombie smart enough to wear a helmet

Need a picture of Kal El Zombie holding his baby in his hand, shyt looked like a bunch of blueberrys mashed together

 

[King Theo]

finished this this weekend. it was entertaining but nothing special. i wanted to kill his daughter by the end of the movie. i have to remember to suspend belief for movies like this and Fast series.

 

[shagnificent belafonte]

Red Letter Media’s review killed of my goodwill towards this movie. They pointed out how much they stole from Alien. It’s pretty blatant too.

Thought I was the only one that noticed...might have to check their review out...off the top of my head here's the movies I think he stole from

Aliens
Deep rising
The revenant
Train to Busan
28 days later

 

[Him]

This movie sucked. Plot was trash. 3/10.

 

[pete clemenza]

Idk if it's just me but the audio for Netflix movies is terrible. It be too cinema sound like if I turn the shyt all the way up and they whispering it sounds like a whisper. Then auto gun fire be loud af. My neighbors probably think my crib getting shot up there's no normal volume I can watch at, hear everything without going extra loud.

Facts, this is one thing Netflix needs to fix.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Idk if it's just me but the audio for Netflix movies is terrible. It be too cinema sound like if I turn the shyt all the way up and they whispering it sounds like a whisper. Then auto gun fire be loud af. My neighbors probably think my crib getting shot up there's no normal volume I can watch at, hear everything without going extra loud.

I was watching something last night and I got tired of turning the volume up and down constantly so I just turned the shyt off.

 

[Legal]

Watched this last night.

It was just mediocre. Didn't really succeed about being a very good heist movie, action movie, zombie movie, or anything of the sort.

The most frustrating thing to me is that this shyt was two and a half hours, and I still had some pretty basic questions after it was over. Unless I somehow missed it, they never really established how much time has passed since the intro and opening montage and the rest of the movie. Ol girl getting her head twisted is supposed to be some serious moment, but the only time there being a romantic connection between her and Batista gets any kind of mention is all of 45 seconds before she dies.

Not to mention Zeus Zombie could apparently teleport by the end of the movie. Homie went from the top of the hotel they were there to rob, to ground floor, to the Olympus, to the floor Batista's daughter was on, all faster than a helicopter. On a zombie horse.

Batista is willing to risk his entire life to give his estranged daughter his share of the pot, and their beef gets resolved in two minutes of after school special level dialogue. shyt really played out like they just made all this shyt up as they went along.

Then I saw that there's supposed to be prequel starring the safecracker who supposedly doesn't know how to fight zombies in this one, where he goes on another zombie heist at some point prior to this movie.

 

[Bboystyle]

Corny ass movie.

Modern day B rated type of shyt

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Wack