Just got back from the Wembley Arena I have fukkery to tell you brehs about
!!!!
So I went into a HQ for some non profit organisation to take a piss and then find my way around Wembley but I thought what if I get lost again? I'll leave my car here for now right in the back where I'm away from real customers in the overflow car parking spaces. There was a disclaimer saying
no overnight parking so I was like cool
I'll be back before midnight. I went to scout wembley stadium for parking then I saw the prices and thought hmm nah it will be ok
boy was I wrong
.
Tickets were free
for the public work out.
In the queue they said to us we can't guarantee you a place if you leave
so any desire to move my car was
thrown to the bushes.
No pics because my phone's battery died after using the GPS to get to wembley
if you see a brotha in red on the TV with a black flat cap wearing a red windbreaker it was me
Showtime was there too.
It's crazy how I saw Paulie Malinaggi, Michael Buffer, Freddie Roach, Tony Bellew, Wladmir Klitschko and AJ in one room
.
Was pretty much ringside...
ok two spaces away
.
You had cacs laughing at Klitschko's work out routine
they were straight disrespectful
saying he looks like that old man at a club dancing.
I booed him
but put respeck on his name at the same time
with a round of applause because he's a classy dude.
I ate a veggie burger ( I ordered Chicken) and fries...this is relevant brehs trust me...
So the event is finished I decided to not wait like a groupie for these dudes since I had no battery to take pics with and no sharpie plus I was wondering how my car was doing.
I go to the car park at 8.40pm see a few cars but find that the gate is SHUT! I got to my car through a large gape in the fence not large enough for a car though I looked for exits anywhere every possible exit was locked The only way to get out would have been to GTA my way through the fence.
Not getting arrested today brehs
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One of the dudes who worked there told me security have just left and won't becoming back til morning you should go before the Police find you
.
No battery so I can't stay with any friends in London there was a Hilton but 1 night
for a couple hundred pounds
I actually had the available cash on my second card...
So being the cheap nikka that I am I slept in the Car or at least tried to it was intermittent
I took a piss in the bushes it was a warehouse area far away from public viewing car was cold as fukk the windbreaker and I was glad I ate that burger and fries. Was not warm at all so I put the heating on but realised you can kill yourself by CO poisoning so I opened the windows every now and then. So morning arrives security sees me and boy is he not happy but he let's me through no questions asked and I
no parking tickets no nothing.
To add further insult to injury a made a wrong turn a few times before entering the correct intersection.
I could have saved all this trouble if I paid the £12 for 12 hour parking
knowing I had to drive for 2 hours back home very dangerous I felt my eyes wanting to drop on the freeway.
my body is aching but I had to share this story with the coli.
Well I learned my lesson on Saturday I won't repeat that behaviour I will pay for parking like a good citizen
Wednesday was really me just planning my route since I paid good money for them tickets.